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Old 03-30-2010, 04:01 PM   #1
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Festavis for the restavis.
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Old 03-30-2010, 04:28 PM   #2
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Now I feel guilty.
Homeslice has feelings too.

Homeslice, I was just teasing.

As for any gays on the board, I apologize. Please keep in mind that where I'm from, gay or fag has a more generic meaning.
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Old 03-30-2010, 04:48 PM   #3
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Now I feel guilty.
Homeslice has feelings too.

Homeslice, I was just teasing.

As for any gays on the board, I apologize. Please keep in mind that where I'm from, gay or fag has a more generic meaning.

Yeh but I wouldnt be cought dead acting like a homeslice
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Old 03-30-2010, 04:53 PM   #4
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cant wait to get home, i gotta wicked homeslice on deck
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Old 03-30-2010, 05:05 PM   #5
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cant wait to get home, i gotta wicked homeslice on deck
Did you see that dude who homesliced dave in his homeslice? Fucking smurfs
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Old 03-30-2010, 05:29 PM   #6
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Did you see that dude who homesliced dave in his homeslice? Fucking smurfs
no but i did derf your mom last night
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Old 03-30-2010, 05:42 PM   #7
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Man I want some flat crackers now and butter.

Our class used to take turns shaking heavy cream and make it into butter in grade school and then spread them over passover crackers during Passover. But that was before everyone turn into whiny bitches
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Old 03-30-2010, 06:51 PM   #8
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I want to come on a website and not read racist jokes.
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Old 03-30-2010, 06:58 PM   #9
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I want to come on a website and not read racist jokes.
I want the exact opposite of what she just said, but I also want everyone to know that people only make fun of other people and groups and races because of their own insecurities with themselfs, not because they actually hate someone else, but because Apoc is ashamed of his penis size.
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Old 03-30-2010, 07:01 PM   #10
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I want the exact opposite of what she just said, but I also want everyone to know that people only make fun of other people and groups and races because of their own insecurities with themselfs, not because they actually hate someone else, but because Apoc is ashamed of his penis size.
I would like to point out that if a joke is not made at the expense of the feelings of someone or something, then it is not a joke. It is a story.
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