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Nine girls named Brandy 6 26.09%
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Old 01-05-2010, 10:33 AM   #21
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I came in here expecting a shrinkage joke.
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Old 01-05-2010, 10:50 AM   #22
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ceramic heating bulbs, throw off a lot more heat than the lightbulbs. Gotta own reptiles to know about them though

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Old 01-05-2010, 10:51 AM   #23
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Glad to hear that you're back in business.
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Old 01-05-2010, 10:55 AM   #24
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Glad to hear that you're back in business.
I'm just glad that we managed to retain all of our Brandys...
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Old 01-05-2010, 10:56 AM   #25
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The only way I could fix it, would be to bury the cistern so that the outlet pipe was below ground.

The cistern hold 500 gallons, is six feet long, and sits on the side of a hill that's un-accessible by backhoe. In other words, that shit ain't happening.

Anyway, the blow torch worked, nothing melted (much...), and the water is flowing again.

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Old 01-05-2010, 11:30 AM   #26
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Just learned about them this past week.
yep got reptilian heat lamps in my chicken coop. keeping the girls warm and their water from freezing.
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:33 AM   #27
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I came in here expecting a shrinkage joke.
Shrinkage is no joke.
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“There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives”

Now those are words to live by, I am gonna go out and make me some C4

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Old 01-05-2010, 11:51 AM   #29
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I'm just glad that we managed to retain all of our Brandys...
Except the ones that Alexander made....
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Old 01-05-2010, 12:01 PM   #30
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