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Old 11-14-2008, 05:26 PM   #21
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pull your damn shirt down girl!
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Old 11-14-2008, 05:29 PM   #22
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i think shes trying to get somones attention
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Old 11-14-2008, 05:29 PM   #23
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Lee: Goddamnit...I just threw up a little bit in my mouth looking at that....

The Muffin Top: Fuck yeah...I'm banging all right....every fucker in this room wants me.

WTF are some girls thinking?!
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Old 11-14-2008, 05:31 PM   #24
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So I'm sitting here at the gate, charging my laptop and watching my flight get pushed back by 30 minute increments, every 15 minutes or so.......

Some girls walk up and sit next to me and see the departure info and wonder what's up. I politely start telling them what's going on, what the line is for, etc. They ask me a few questions and I pleasantly answer them.

They walk off without even a simple fucking thank you.

The general population sucks. That is all.
fuck their sister!!
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Old 11-14-2008, 06:28 PM   #25
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Ghetto Muffin: There's a man stalking me with a cell phone camera!

TSA: He's not stalking you, he just wants you to stop dressing like a whore.

Ghetto Muffin: Are you going to arrest him?

TSA: No, were going to laugh at his pictures in the airport bar, after you leave.

Ghetto Muffin: Haterz!

TSA: Just get on the fucking plane and go away.

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Old 11-14-2008, 10:50 PM   #26
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FLL

I guess the weather in ATL has been crappy all day and flights have been delayed all day.
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I usually fly Delta as well because they're the only one with direct flights to ATL from my dinky airport in SYR.

Yeah, there isn't much in that part of the terminal there. Then again, the whole airport is kinda that way...

I'm fucking cracking up cause I'm thinking about Kenny Tarmac off the Bob & Tom show. If you've never heard it, he's a traveling salesman who talks really fucking loud on his cell phone all the time. "HEY SHOOTER, WE JUST LANDED. YEAH, I'M ON A LAYOVER AT ATL FROM ORD ON THE WAY TO LAX."

He always cracks me up.
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Old 11-14-2008, 11:51 PM   #27
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Lemme know if you're flying through cvg people. I push back planes and fuck up your bags all day baby.
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Old 11-14-2008, 11:58 PM   #28
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trampstamp?
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Old 11-15-2008, 09:44 AM   #29
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trampstamp?
No - just a big sausage poking out above her jeans.
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Old 11-15-2008, 12:37 PM   #30
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Lemme know if you're flying through cvg people. I push back planes and fuck up your bags all day baby.
so YOU'RE the one
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