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Old 11-23-2009, 10:19 AM   #1
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Give a woman a forum address and she'll always bring up your name, tell us all how she buys you stuff and generally make you look like she wears the pants in the family.
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Old 11-23-2009, 10:12 AM   #2
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Some of you may have seen this, but just in case I wanted to share with those that haven't. (And to see how much crap I can get from the guys...)

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!
That's hilarious...
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Old 11-23-2009, 01:56 PM   #3
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Some of you may have seen this, but just in case I wanted to share with those that haven't. (And to see how much crap I can get from the guys...)

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!
This is so true.
I give the back of my hand, and she gives me mo money.

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