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Old 02-02-2010, 04:05 PM   #1
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Like most Republicans, he wears a pull-up to bed.
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Old 02-02-2010, 04:15 PM   #3
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Like most Republicans, he wears a pull-up to bed.
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Sounds like a future English major.
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Old 02-02-2010, 04:31 PM   #7
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Sounds like a future English major.
I'll beat him with a dead cat in front of all of his friends at his prom if he tells me he is going to be an English major.

(or at least that is what I will want to do but won't)
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I'll beat him with a dead cat in front of all of his friends at his prom if he tells me he is going to be an English major.

(or at least that is what I will want to do but won't)
You should. Teach him right.
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(or at least that is what I will want to do but won't)
There's a cat in the News forum that predicts death if that helps...
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