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Old 04-01-2009, 09:04 PM   #21
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:33 PM   #22
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hahaha I remember pulling that one on people on Battle.net waaaay back when the first Diablo came out
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:41 PM   #23
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apparently it doesnt like a taste of it's on medicine

Stranger: Hi my name is Pedobear
You: i want to rape you
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according to the article tell him to drink ginger tea...
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:44 PM   #24
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Stranger: Hi.
You: hello
Stranger: This thing is exhausting.
You: why?
Stranger: So many morons.
You: really, i dont think so
Stranger: Maybe I am just bitter.
You: yeah
You: want to fuck a donkey?
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:45 PM   #25
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Stranger: Hi.
You: hello
Stranger: This thing is exhausting.
You: why?
Stranger: So many morons.
You: really, i dont think so
Stranger: Maybe I am just bitter.
You: yeah
You: want to fuck a donkey?
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:58 PM   #26
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ronaldo
You: No i dont want to have sex yet. i am only 11
You: i'm telling my dad
You: he's a policeman
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:38 PM   #27
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Not only is this thread hilarious, but I cant wait to see two people on here end up chatting with each other,
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:40 PM   #28
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Not only is this thread hilarious, but I cant wait to see two people on here end up chatting with each other,
me and trip tried for like an hour...

I kept type'n

Trip?

just ended up getting cussed out in spanish about 12 times... and random replys about being clumsy or if I wanted shrooms
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:41 PM   #29
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me and trip tried for like an hour...

I kept type'n

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just ended up getting cussed out in spanish about 12 times... and random replys about being clumsy or if I wanted shrooms
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Old 04-01-2009, 10:42 PM   #30
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: RONALDO
You: bacon
Stranger: SALAME
You: bacon
Stranger: MORTADELA
You: bacon
Stranger: PRESUNTO
You: bacon
Stranger: QUEIJO
You: bacon
Stranger: SANDUICHE DE MERDA
You: bacon
Stranger: BACON
You: bacon
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I decided to play
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