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Old 05-24-2011, 11:40 AM   #21
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I hate the mall too but that's not why I'm posting.

On the way home from work yesterday a car passed me and the tag said, "Derf."

Wish I had a chance to take a pic but his lane was moving and mine not.
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Old 05-24-2011, 11:47 AM   #22
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"Mall", is just another word for Hell, with shoe stores.

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Old 05-24-2011, 04:01 PM   #23
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"Mall", is just another word for Hell, with shoe stores.

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I thought that the shoe stores were in Purgatory? You know, where you have to stand around, holding your wife's purse, forever.
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Old 05-24-2011, 04:14 PM   #24
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I always make sure I have some nasty gas when I go to the mall so I can do some crop dusting
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Old 05-24-2011, 07:33 PM   #25
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I hate the mall too but that's not why I'm posting.

On the way home from work yesterday a car passed me and the tag said, "Derf."

Wish I had a chance to take a pic but his lane was moving and mine not.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have thought about getting custom plates for my vehicles 1Derf 2Derf 3Derf 4Derf
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Old 05-25-2011, 08:42 AM   #26
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I thought that the shoe stores were in Purgatory? You know, where you have to stand around, holding your wife's purse, forever.
You hold your wife's purse?
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Old 05-25-2011, 08:49 AM   #27
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You hold your wife's purse?
bet they go shopping for minivans next.

thats instant revokation of ones man card
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Old 05-25-2011, 08:50 AM   #28
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You hold your wife's purse?
I don't have a wife, therefore I'm going straight to Hell. At that point I'll know what it really is, to be married.
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Old 05-25-2011, 08:51 AM   #29
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I don't have a wife, therefore I'm going straight to Hell.
Sure about that? I thought having a wife was like being in hell
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Old 05-25-2011, 09:01 AM   #30
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I thought that the shoe stores were in Purgatory? You know, where you have to stand around, holding your wife's purse, forever.
We don't call it Purgatory anymore.

Now it's known as The Gap...

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