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Old 10-28-2009, 11:59 PM   #1
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OUTFUCKINGSTANDING! said when an airman fucks up, or says something stupid... so it's said about 30-40 thousand times a day
you should just stab them with a fork when they screw up.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:56 PM   #2
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Catch Phrase game.. great as a drinking game too! I've actually never played it without alcohol

As for my often-uttered phrases: say more, FUCK, seriously?, awesome, [sarcasm]greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat[/sarcasm], damn dirty bitches, limey bastards ... to name a few.
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Old 10-29-2009, 12:21 AM   #3
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Words typically just fly outta my mouth haphazardly. I have no idea what I am saying 96.4% of the time.
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Old 10-29-2009, 12:26 AM   #4
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"rock" i say it in place of several words the primary one being ok.
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Old 10-29-2009, 01:52 AM   #5
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"I will fucking stab you."
"I hope you/he/she/they die in a fire."
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:01 AM   #6
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OOoooh.. I forgot.. "Imma light him/her/you on fire, dance around the flames, then make smores when I get tired of dancing"
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:21 AM   #7
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I use term "Bastard Child" frequently.

It's usually directed at inanimate objects, although I will sometimes use it to describe people, as in, "Bob is the bastard child of homeless wolverines".

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Old 10-29-2009, 10:24 AM   #8
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I noticed this morning I say 'balls' a lot in place of shit or damn. Like, "balls, I gotta get outta bed."

Also, I say 'ass raped' far too frequently. I say it in place of 'getting screwed'. I get a lot of dirty looks when in public and have a meeting with my boss when I say it at work. I really need to learn how to filter.
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:29 AM   #9
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I use "fair enough" and "fuck me" quite often too.

Heather....I say "balls" as a term of outrage. Nothing follows it...I just yell "balls!!!!"
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Old 10-29-2009, 11:15 AM   #10
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Heather....I say "balls" as a term of outrage. Nothing follows it...I just yell "balls!!!!"
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