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Old 11-21-2011, 01:43 PM   #21
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Decided to talk it out with Kell instead. I won't say what was discussed....but your assumptions that we're fucking are probably not totally off base.
You're fucking? Fucking who? Wait, do we really want to know?
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:48 PM   #22
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Decided to talk it out with Kell instead. I won't say what was discussed....but your assumptions that we're fucking are probably not totally off base.
I figured you were flying all the way up to Canada just to fuck her, seeing how you're in Texas and trying to hide the cheating from your wife.
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Old 11-21-2011, 02:46 PM   #23
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You're fucking? Fucking who? Wait, do we really want to know?
I am having sexual intercourse on a regular basis, well semi-regular basis, with Crazykell.

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I figured you were flying all the way up to Canada just to fuck her, seeing how you're in Texas and trying to hide the cheating from your wife.
Well....my wife is fucking her too, which is AWESOME if you haven't tried it. And we paid to fly her down here. Cheaper to fly her than to fly both of us up.
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:16 PM   #24
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I am having sexual intercourse on a regular basis, well semi-regular basis, with Crazykell.



Well....my wife is fucking her too, which is AWESOME if you haven't tried it. And we paid to fly her down here. Cheaper to fly her than to fly both of us up.
She defriended me a long time ago for who knows why... I guess not subscribing to that kind of crazy is basis for unfriendship.
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:35 PM   #25
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I am having sexual intercourse on a regular basis, well semi-regular basis, with Crazykell.



Well....my wife is fucking her too, which is AWESOME if you haven't tried it. And we paid to fly her down here. Cheaper to fly her than to fly both of us up.
I am intrigued by your lies and nonsense...
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:39 PM   #26
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I am intrigued by your lies and nonsense...
its like a car crash you just cant look away
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:41 PM   #27
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I am having sexual intercourse on a regular basis, well semi-regular basis, with Crazykell.



Well....my wife is fucking her too, which is AWESOME if you haven't tried it. And we paid to fly her down here. Cheaper to fly her than to fly both of us up.
Not married, never been married, so I clearly have not tried it with my wife.
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:57 PM   #28
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its like a car crash you just cant look away
Like a fatal car crash involving the Kardashians... can't look away and wish it was true...
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Old 11-21-2011, 05:26 PM   #29
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Yea its kind of weird I guess, but I've been friends with Kell for years. My wife always used to pick out the partner but then when I got a chance to pick someone I went with Kell since we're buds, she has great tits, and she's fun to hang out with. She kinda likes visiting Fort Worth and seeing the Stockyards and stuff. We kinda look at it like a paid vacation.

Always a good time.
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Like a fatal car crash involving the Kardashians... can't look away and wish it was true...
I will drink to that my friend
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