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Old 12-01-2008, 12:09 AM   #21
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I had to explain what a donkey punch was to a friend of mine.

In between my laughter of course.

She never looked at me the same again
Did you explain it to her or were you like 'here, lemme show you'?
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:10 AM   #22
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We had to explain to ebbs what a vagina was, very akward being that he is like 27 or some shit
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Did you explain it to her or were you like 'here, lemme show you'?

If I had a dick, I would have shown her personally.
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:12 AM   #24
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:13 AM   #25
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We had to explain to ebbs what a vagina was, very akward being that he is like 27 or some shit
no I knew what a vagina was... it was a man with one I'd never seen... but thanks to your pics... I'll never sleep again
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:15 AM   #26
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If I had a dick, I would have shown her personally.
That's kinda hot... in a tranny sex fantasy sorta way... I mean... it'd be hot for t-rock.
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:15 AM   #27
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no I knew what a vagina was... it was a man with one I'd never seen... but thanks to your pics... I'll never sleep again

You mean OSP




Nice try that shit sounds disturbing
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:17 AM   #28
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Donkey Punch
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:19 AM   #29
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All of it... this whole thread.
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