I hate the mall and I hate you - Page 3

MILK · 05-24-2011, 11:40 AM

I hate the mall too but that's not why I'm posting.

On the way home from work yesterday a car passed me and the tag said, "Derf."

Wish I had a chance to take a pic but his lane was moving and mine not.

askmrjesus · 05-24-2011, 11:47 AM

"Mall", is just another word for Hell, with shoe stores.

JC

Papa_Complex · 05-24-2011, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

"Mall", is just another word for Hell, with shoe stores.

JC

I thought that the shoe stores were in Purgatory? You know, where you have to stand around, holding your wife's purse, forever.

tommymac · 05-24-2011, 04:14 PM

I always make sure I have some nasty gas when I go to the mall so I can do some crop dusting

derf · 05-24-2011, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MILK

I hate the mall too but that's not why I'm posting.

On the way home from work yesterday a car passed me and the tag said, "Derf."

Wish I had a chance to take a pic but his lane was moving and mine not.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have thought about getting custom plates for my vehicles 1Derf 2Derf 3Derf 4Derf

Particle Man · 05-25-2011, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

I thought that the shoe stores were in Purgatory? You know, where you have to stand around, holding your wife's purse, forever.

You hold your wife's purse?

tommymac · 05-25-2011, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

You hold your wife's purse?

bet they go shopping for minivans next.

thats instant revokation of ones man card

Papa_Complex · 05-25-2011, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

You hold your wife's purse?

I don't have a wife, therefore I'm going straight to Hell. At that point I'll know what it really is, to be married.

tommymac · 05-25-2011, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

I don't have a wife, therefore I'm going straight to Hell.

Sure about that? I thought having a wife was like being in hell

askmrjesus · 05-25-2011, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

I thought that the shoe stores were in Purgatory? You know, where you have to stand around, holding your wife's purse, forever.

We don't call it Purgatory anymore.

Now it's known as The Gap...

JC

05-24-2011, 11:47 AM	#22
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	"Mall", is just another word for Hell, with shoe stores. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

05-24-2011, 11:40 AM	#21
MILK The cows want you dead. Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,087	I hate the mall too but that's not why I'm posting. On the way home from work yesterday a car passed me and the tag said, "Derf." Wish I had a chance to take a pic but his lane was moving and mine not.

05-24-2011, 04:14 PM	#24
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	I always make sure I have some nasty gas when I go to the mall so I can do some crop dusting