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Old 01-12-2009, 09:17 PM   #21
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I love how they say he was "raped" yeah, right, I"d say he wasnt raped, traumatized or abused, the kid was DAMNED LUCKY.
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Old 01-12-2009, 09:44 PM   #22
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The Florida rapists were hotter.
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Old 01-12-2009, 10:46 PM   #23
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True. That one little blonde with the blue eyes was stunning.
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Old 01-13-2009, 12:17 AM   #24
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Okay,now we're being picky about who rapes us?


"Hey Johnny,would you like to go out for ice cream? I could lick some off your nads."

"Um...I don't know Mrs. Jounston,come see me after you lose a couple pounds and have your teeth whitened."

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Old 01-13-2009, 02:09 AM   #25
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I bet the kid kills the husband for fuckin up his tail.
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:16 AM   #26
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You're probably too nice to capitalize...they probably end up caring about what you think of them.
In my case it is what I would end up thinking about myself or what they would end up thinking about me.
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Old 01-13-2009, 03:21 PM   #27
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Are their women in the world that want it that much?
Yes there are.
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Old 01-13-2009, 03:25 PM   #28
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Yes there are.
I've never in my life met one.
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Old 01-13-2009, 03:29 PM   #29
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I would like to think myself a manly man capable of, well, you know anytime anywhere, but after my wife decided we needed another child 2 years ago, hitting 24 straight ovulations with a carpet bombing of baby batter...

I think maybe 150 times in a year might be extreme. Perhaps if it was with a different person or a 4-5 woman rotation you could keep it fresh but I only know so many positions...
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Old 01-13-2009, 09:56 PM   #30
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I would like to think myself a manly man capable of, well, you know anytime anywhere, but after my wife decided we needed another child 2 years ago, hitting 24 straight ovulations with a carpet bombing of baby batter...

I think maybe 150 times in a year might be extreme. Perhaps if it was with a different person or a 4-5 woman rotation you could keep it fresh but I only know so many positions...
at 13-14 dropping constant flights of napalm would probably be less of a problem.
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