Soon all chicks will become obsolete...MUAAAAA!!!!!

[Rider]

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Exactly!! He said she's the perfect woman, but then she slaps your hand away??? This guy is gay!!!!

Not just gay, he's T-Rock gay.

[smileyman]

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Exactly!! He said she's the perfect woman, but then she slaps your hand away??? This guy is gay!!!!

The perfect woman feels your hand on her breast, grabs your wrist with an Aikido wrist lock throwing you through a glass wall. Then she tackles you, rips off your tie with her teeth, and scrambles your brain with her gyrating hips

[CrazyKell]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

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The guy is in Brampton. We have some pretty strange people in Brampton. I need to get out of Brampton.

Amen. Brampton isn't normal.

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

Amen. Brampton isn't normal.

No, it isn't, but on the other hand I can get some of the best Indian food in the world here

[unknownroad]

Originally Posted by smileyman

If a woman gets along with your every request, where is the challenge?, where is the thrill? The neat thing about the female species is that she can cuddle you better one day, choke the life out of you the next, or unleash a torrent of passion that makes you tingle years later remembering...

If you're a software engineer living with your parents, the thrill is in not having to use your hand

[pauldun170]

all kidding aside, there is something about the feel of a woman's skin as you run your hand along....

Hey that fucking thing has three holes!!
Break out the 10 pack of C batteries cause it's gonna be a long night.

[BobTheBiker]

Originally Posted by Rider

The nice thing about it, is when you get tired of her, you can toss her ass in the garbage without her taking half of your money.

or simply have her reprogrammed to suit your mood. the dude needs to program it to do 4 things, and 4 things ONLY. 1. mind blowing sex however you want it, when you want it. 2. clean your house without complaint. 3. relaxing massages. 4. bring beer when you're watchin the game.

[Quick281]

Originally Posted by smileyman

See even if you perfect the physics and the responses you are going to get into a deep semantic discussion and some real issues.

To use a motorcycle analogy, do you really want a traction control, stability enhanced superbike that is "user friendly" or do you want a fire breathing unrestricted, will possibly tear your head off personality that engages you and thrills you every time you ride?

A machine that requires no skill or effort Vs one that you have to really ride and fight for control, not knowing if it will spin up and send you into orbit or launch you down the straight and by your competition?

If a woman gets along with your every request, where is the challenge?, where is the thrill? The neat thing about the female species is that she can cuddle you better one day, choke the life out of you the next, or unleash a torrent of passion that makes you tingle years later remembering...

I think I may write this down and turn it into a huge poster in my room. Forever remembering why I always take the hard paths in life.

Originally Posted by BobTheBiker

or simply have her reprogrammed to suit your mood. the dude needs to program it to do 4 things, and 4 things ONLY. 1. mind blowing sex however you want it, when you want it. 2. clean your house without complaint. 3. relaxing massages. 4. bring beer when you're watchin the game.

Cooking?

[Dragonpaco]

Originally Posted by BobTheBiker

or simply have her reprogrammed to suit your mood. the dude needs to program it to do 4 things, and 4 things ONLY. 1. mind blowing sex however you want it, when you want it. 2. clean your house without complaint. 3. relaxing massages. 4. bring beer when you're watchin the game.

but then who will make me sandwiches!?

[BobTheBiker]

Originally Posted by Dragonpaco

but then who will make me sandwiches!?

right. forgot about cooking. 5 things she must be able to do then.