Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread) - Page 263

Adeptus_Minor · 05-09-2012, 02:14 AM

For starters... Damn, Dave... you drew a fuckin' winner, didn't you? Full on jackpot of crazy.

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Originally Posted by Dave

Yeah fuck you. Single life blows dicks. Specially when I thought I had the one

I'm kinda liking mine. I mean, not getting laid kinda sucks, but whatever.
The ex and I had what I guess was a 'for old time's sake' a few weeks back, but that's been it for the better part of a year. I just try not to spend too much time thinking about it.

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Originally Posted by Trip

yeah, i hated going out and never really met women that way anyway. Too much of a dork.

Nice to know I'm not the only one who doesn't have any luck with that game.

Rangerscott · 05-08-2012, 10:14 PM

Dave. At least she didn't throw up on your or pass out.

Dave · 05-09-2012, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Dave. At least she didn't throw up on your or pass out.

Would have been an improvement to be honest

Dave · 05-09-2012, 11:10 AM

I'm not particularly good at breaking the ice either, I'm also handicapped by a strong eye for detail and a near photographic memory. You think girls would be flattered when you listen to and remember shit they say but in practice it seems they usually think you're some kind of creep. Womans mind is Like a monkey with a chemistry set you've got no idea what's coming out the other side but it's probably gonna blow up in your face. Kindof addicted to breasts though so I'm basically fucked. What has been helpful is that I did everything I could to treat Victoria honorably and take care of her during the breakup so we were able to be friends again after I gave up on Liz and she's been talking me up to her single friends...in all aspects

Trip · 05-09-2012, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave

I'm not particularly good at breaking the ice either, I'm also handicapped by a strong eye for detail and a near photographic memory. You think girls would be flattered when you listen to and remember shit they say but in practice it seems they usually think you're some kind of creep. Womans mind is Like a monkey with a chemistry set you've got no idea what's coming out the other side but it's probably gonna blow up in your face. Kindof addicted to breasts though so I'm basically fucked. What has been helpful is that I did everything I could to treat Victoria honorably and take care of her during the breakup so we were able to be friends again after I gave up on Liz and she's been talking me up to her single friends...in all aspects

Yeah, I always get in trouble for not remembering stuff, but if I make a point to remember something, I still get in trouble because she tells me I am wrong and that's not what she said. If I document it and prove her wrong, I really get in fuckin trouble. LOL

Boobs are awesome.

Dave · 05-09-2012, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Yeah, I always get in trouble for not remembering stuff, but if I make a point to remember something, I still get in trouble because she tells me I am wrong and that's not what she said. If I document it and prove her wrong, I really get in fuckin trouble. LOL

Boobs are awesome.

Eggzachary.

dReWpY · 05-09-2012, 04:41 PM

Boobs are awesome

Dave · 05-09-2012, 04:49 PM

Breasticles

Adeptus_Minor · 05-10-2012, 01:48 AM

So, back to what we were... oh, hey, boobs...

Cutty72 · 05-10-2012, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

So, back to what we were... oh, hey, boobs...

Yes, they are awesome.

05-09-2012, 11:10 AM	#4
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	I'm not particularly good at breaking the ice either, I'm also handicapped by a strong eye for detail and a near photographic memory. You think girls would be flattered when you listen to and remember shit they say but in practice it seems they usually think you're some kind of creep. Womans mind is Like a monkey with a chemistry set you've got no idea what's coming out the other side but it's probably gonna blow up in your face. Kindof addicted to breasts though so I'm basically fucked. What has been helpful is that I did everything I could to treat Victoria honorably and take care of her during the breakup so we were able to be friends again after I gave up on Liz and she's been talking me up to her single friends...in all aspects Last edited by Dave; 05-09-2012 at 11:12 AM..

05-10-2012, 01:48 AM	#9
Adeptus_Minor Hopster Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R Posts: 4,743	So, back to what we were... oh, hey, boobs... __________________ “Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”

05-08-2012, 10:14 PM	#2
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Dave. At least she didn't throw up on your or pass out.

05-09-2012, 04:49 PM	#8
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Breasticles