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Old 04-08-2011, 11:25 AM   #1
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Ever have rampant thoughts about systematically capturing people based on their chosen profession (and creepiness factor), and then making them fight to the death?

My fight card:
Ice Cream Man vs Clown
Magician vs PE Teacher
The winner of these matches gets the showdown with the reigning champ:
Preist (any religion).
Only problem withthat theory is if the winner fights one of these crazy muslims he will enter the ring with some C4 and take both of them out
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Old 04-08-2011, 11:29 AM   #2
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Only problem withthat theory is if the winner fights one of these crazy muslims he will enter the ring with some C4 and take both of them out
But Muslims don't creep me out in general. Thus they weren't on the list.
Plus (as with most of my ideas), it wasn't really well thought out.

EDIT: Is Muslim a profession?
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Old 04-08-2011, 11:30 AM   #3
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Only problem withthat theory is if the winner fights one of these crazy muslims he will enter the ring with some C4 and take both of them out
no weapons, hand to hand combat. Checked before entry.
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Old 04-08-2011, 11:34 AM   #4
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no weapons, hand to hand combat. Checked before entry.
they are some sneaky bastids, better be careful
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Old 04-08-2011, 07:38 PM   #5
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no weapons, hand to hand combat. Checked before entry.
You cannot strip them of allah. A true believer will always hold an advantage over the apostate.
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Old 04-08-2011, 10:52 PM   #6
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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Old 04-09-2011, 09:24 AM   #7
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This sucks, everyone is on their weekend and I am bored out of my mind at work. Entertain me you fuckers or I will start messing with everyone's shit.
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Old 04-09-2011, 09:30 AM   #8
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my shift tonight got canceled, so I figured I would go to a beer festival today and its fooking sold out. Guess that means yard and garage work for me. karen seems to think she has grand plans for me. Little will she know I will sneak out for a 3 hr shakedown run of the priller LOL
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my shift tonight got canceled, so I figured I would go to a beer festival today and its fooking sold out. Guess that means yard and garage work for me. karen seems to think she has grand plans for me. Little will she know I will sneak out for a 3 hr shakedown run of the priller LOL
I still think you should play angry birds with angry baby and the kitteh.
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Old 04-09-2011, 10:39 AM   #10
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I still think you should play angry birds with angry baby and the kitteh.
that could be too much anger in one episode. it could throw off the time space continuim LOL
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