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Old 04-07-2011, 05:28 AM   #1
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That sucks, at least they are cheap
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Old 04-07-2011, 11:09 AM   #2
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Old 04-07-2011, 01:41 PM   #3
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So I just got out of a meeting with the skankiest "woman" I have ever met, or possibly even seen. Ugh.

Can you get an STD from a smell?
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:28 PM   #4
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So I just got out of a meeting with the skankiest "woman" I have ever met, or possibly even seen. Ugh.

Can you get an STD from a smell?
Yes. I got one from sight.
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Old 04-07-2011, 10:06 PM   #5
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Have you ever done it so much you had to put your dick in the freezer?
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Frozen peas count?
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Old 04-08-2011, 12:11 AM   #7
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Not your balls.
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Old 04-08-2011, 04:58 AM   #8
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Ever done it so much you couldn't stand up cause your legs were numb and you got dehydrated?
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Old 04-08-2011, 10:37 AM   #9
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Ever have rampant thoughts about systematically capturing people based on their chosen profession (and creepiness factor), and then making them fight to the death?

My fight card:
Ice Cream Man vs Clown
Magician vs PE Teacher
The winner of these matches gets the showdown with the reigning champ:
Preist (any religion).
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Old 04-08-2011, 10:50 AM   #10
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Ever have rampant thoughts about systematically capturing people based on their chosen profession (and creepiness factor), and then making them fight to the death?

My fight card:
Ice Cream Man vs Clown
Magician vs PE Teacher
The winner of these matches gets the showdown with the reigning champ:
Preist (any religion).
My eyes are watering...
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