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Old 03-02-2011, 09:56 AM   #1
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I thought thats how it was for a govt job
Thats correct.
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Old 03-02-2011, 10:06 AM   #2
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Thats correct.
just making sure, I dont want to work too hard and not be recognized as a state employee
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Old 03-01-2011, 11:47 PM   #3
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:30 AM   #4
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anyone else ever wonder if hitler and eva braun ever dressed up as orthodox jews to spice things up in the bedroom?
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:43 AM   #5
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anyone else ever wonder if hitler and eva braun ever dressed up as orthodox jews to spice things up in the bedroom?
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Old 03-03-2011, 08:19 AM   #6
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So I'm in the pool supply store yesterday, and I here this woman whisper (loudly, I might add) her husband:
"Why does it always smell like chlorine in here? Every time we come in here it smells like chlorine."
The WTF look on his face was classic. Made my fucking day.
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Old 03-03-2011, 08:49 AM   #7
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So I'm in the pool supply store yesterday, and I here this woman whisper (loudly, I might add) her husband:
"Why does it always smell like chlorine in here? Every time we come in here it smells like chlorine."
The WTF look on his face was classic. Made my fucking day.
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Old 03-03-2011, 08:51 AM   #8
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You should of went up to her and said "I know, it bothers me too and I always wonder why it smells like fried chicken at KFC."
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Old 03-04-2011, 10:47 AM   #9
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friday, that's all..
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Old 03-04-2011, 01:07 PM   #10
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friday, that's all..
x2..... not like it matters here though.
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