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Old 02-23-2009, 11:29 AM   #191
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:36 AM   #192
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Old 02-23-2009, 11:49 AM   #193
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the
middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing
it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of
trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home
with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's
date said he could get the peanut out..

The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to
shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.

When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The
mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy.

The young man insisted that it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,
'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to
be when he grows older?'

The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our
son-in-law.'
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Old 02-23-2009, 01:31 PM   #194
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lol nice.
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Old 02-23-2009, 02:08 PM   #195
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Old 02-23-2009, 02:16 PM   #196
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and a good mechanic too.
When I first got down here, He and Geoff (Hyperactive) changed my tires and JDizzle showed up to hang out at the same time. Its a really great group of riders in this area.
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Old 02-23-2009, 02:54 PM   #197
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Old 02-23-2009, 03:03 PM   #198
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bout time, like you don't have to go to work or anything. LOL
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Old 02-23-2009, 03:14 PM   #199
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bout time, like you don't have to go to work or anything. LOL
I had a few errands to run, but I'm putting them off until tomorrow since I had an interview close by where I'm going.

Besides, I didn't sleep worth a damn. I went to bed, tossed and turned for a couple of hours, got up for a little while, then went back to toss and turn some more. I finally got to sleep about 5am-ish. I used to work overnights so trying to get back on a real schedule has been a pain, plus I'm stressed so I'm not sleeping like I should.
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