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Old 06-29-2009, 02:27 PM   #11
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well apparently someone is enjoying it because they keep calling more contestants.
Lets hope they aren't done, there's more assholes left here on earth.
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Old 06-29-2009, 03:55 PM   #12
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Well I have three off-color...ok sick punchlines...that I saw elsewhere because I would never be this coldhearted to come up with...


1. "Hey anyone seen Carradine ? " "Yeah...he's hanging around in the closet."


2. "Hey I wonder if Patrick Swayze will be joining us soon ? "


3. Ok while sitting in the hottub there is a loud muffled sound and then a bubble floats to the top full of semen and Mays looks at McMahon and says...

"Alright guys... who farted?" McMahon replies..."had to be Farrah or Michael !!"



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Old 06-29-2009, 04:28 PM   #13
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1. "Hey anyone seen Carradine ? " "Yeah...he's hanging around in the closet."
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Old 06-29-2009, 08:22 PM   #14
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Well I have three off-color...ok sick punchlines...that I saw elsewhere because I would never be this coldhearted to come up with...


1. "Hey anyone seen Carradine ? " "Yeah...he's hanging around in the closet."
I'm gonna burn but,
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