I beat the living crap out of Derf. - Page 2

HurricaneHeather · 06-11-2009, 09:37 AM

LeeNetworX · 06-11-2009, 09:49 AM

I *almost* pissed my pants from laughing so hard at this thread. But I'm not a pansy like Liam, so my crotch area remains dry.

Trip · 06-11-2009, 10:11 AM

That's a lot funnier than my dream last night. I just kept wanting to see this ginger girls boobs because she had a huge rack and her boyfriend wouldn't let me. So I stabbed him in the neck with a knife and laughed at him while the ginger girl held him and cried. I seemed to laugh for hours, it went on for awhile, I got really annoyed with myself and that's when I woke up.

the chi · 06-11-2009, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip

That's a lot funnier than my dream last night. I just kept wanting to see this ginger girls boobs because she had a huge rack and her boyfriend wouldn't let me. So I stabbed him in the neck with a knife and laughed at him while the ginger girl held him and cried. I seemed to laugh for hours, it went on for awhile, I got really annoyed with myself and that's when I woke up.

Repressed much? *shudder*

Trip · 06-11-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by The Chi

Repressed much? *shudder*

it must be the serial killer inside of me, once i stabbed the guy, i didnt care about the boobs though, i was apparently more interested in laughing.

Rider · 06-11-2009, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip

it must be the serial killer inside of me

We all have one. Not all of us let them out though.

Particle Man · 06-11-2009, 10:23 AM

No more anchovies before bed dude.

Archren · 06-11-2009, 10:51 AM

Damn work network.. all I see is

t-homo · 06-11-2009, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

It stands for Hernia.

This fucking cross weighs a ton.

JC

I almost spit coffee all over my laptop when I read this.

Archren · 06-11-2009, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

It stands for Hernia.

This fucking cross weighs a ton.

JC

F'ing EPIC.

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LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	I almost pissed my pants from laughing so hard at this thread. But I'm not a pansy like Liam, so my crotch area remains dry.