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Old 06-09-2009, 04:37 PM   #11
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Old 06-09-2009, 04:58 PM   #12
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Old 06-09-2009, 05:03 PM   #13
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Ultimate Warrior > Macho Man
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Old 06-09-2009, 05:05 PM   #14
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Old 06-09-2009, 05:10 PM   #15
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Old 06-09-2009, 05:26 PM   #16
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Like a VFR800?
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Old 06-09-2009, 05:54 PM   #17
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Ultimate Warrior > Macho Man
Ultimate Warrior was ultimately ghey just like his rainbows he was always sporting
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 06-09-2009, 05:56 PM   #18
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But his intro music rocked
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Old 06-09-2009, 06:38 PM   #19
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Is it safe sex, if you leave the wrapper on?

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Old 06-10-2009, 10:33 AM   #20
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Road Warriors > Macho Man and Ultimate Warrior







Ok this thread has taken a ghey turn...I'm done.
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