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Old 06-01-2009, 10:13 AM   #11
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How pretty!! Glad to hear you saved him instead of killing him!
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Old 06-01-2009, 10:23 AM   #12
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sorry, meant "fangs"

not enough coffee yet
common miconception.

snakes kill one of two different ways to eat:
1) constricting
2) injecting with venom

constrictor's teeth are very small, just for grabbing hold.
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Old 06-01-2009, 10:24 AM   #13
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common miconception.

snakes kill one of two different ways to eat:
1) constricting
2) injecting with venom

constrictor's teeth are very small, just for grabbing hold.
You ever see the teeth on a rock python? Those fuckers are huge.
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Old 06-01-2009, 10:29 AM   #14
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common miconception.

snakes kill one of two different ways to eat:
1) constricting
2) injecting with venom

constrictor's teeth are very small, just for grabbing hold.
small is enough to scare the fuck out of people
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Old 06-01-2009, 11:08 AM   #15
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nah, you cant even see them, thats how small. except maybe on a 25-30 footer, then the four biggest ones might be visible., but if you see them , its way too late.
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Old 06-01-2009, 11:24 AM   #16
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Teeth or not. Small or big. I'm getting the FUCK out of dodge if I see a snake!
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Old 06-01-2009, 02:33 PM   #17
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nah, you cant even see them, thats how small. except maybe on a 25-30 footer, then the four biggest ones might be visible., but if you see them , its way too late.
next time fungo bites me I will save ya a few of the teeth I pull out of my hand for ya they are def visible. And then theres the emerald tree boas and green tree pythons, not very large snakes but soem big ass teeth

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Old 06-01-2009, 03:40 PM   #18
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nah, you cant even see them, thats how small. except maybe on a 25-30 footer, then the four biggest ones might be visible., but if you see them , its way too late.
sorry, but I don't have to see them for them to scare the ever lovin' fuck out of me.

No legs = fucker should NOT be able to move.
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:44 PM   #19
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next time fungo bites me I will save ya a few of the teeth I pull out of my hand for ya they are def visible. And then theres the emerald tree boas and green tree pythons, not very large snakes but soem big ass teeth

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wait a minute, does that mean you regularly get bit? hell no, that thing would be outta there. Not that i'd ever have one of those guys to start with.
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:45 PM   #20
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sorry, but I don't have to see them for them to scare the ever lovin' fuck out of me.

No legs = fucker should NOT be able to move.
right there with ya. guess we'd have to find a slow runner to hang with. you know the slowest guy is the one who gets eaten.
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