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Old 05-06-2009, 08:15 PM   #11
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Take the front seats out of his car and put them in his office.
put as many spark plugs as he has cylinders on his seat with a note saying "have fun" while leaving his plugs in the motor, put the car up on jackstands so its JUST off the ground but looks like it isnt(ALWAYS good for a laugh or two) and hang around until they figure it out, then ask if they've seen your jackstands.
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Old 05-06-2009, 08:20 PM   #12
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the spark plug one is funny
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Old 05-06-2009, 09:01 PM   #13
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auto foolers and turn the AC on, sucks all the smoke into the car.
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Old 05-06-2009, 09:12 PM   #14
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that one might be too mean, especially with the florida heat
On that 70's show they put a dead fish in the hubcap of Kelso's Shaggin Waggin.
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Old 05-06-2009, 09:31 PM   #15
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change the dome light to a red bulb.
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Old 05-06-2009, 09:36 PM   #16
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put as many spark plugs as he has cylinders on his seat with a note saying "have fun" while leaving his plugs in the motor, put the car up on jackstands so its JUST off the ground but looks like it isnt(ALWAYS good for a laugh or two) and hang around until they figure it out, then ask if they've seen your jackstands.
I was going to mention enough 2x's to just get the drive wheels off the ground. Won't go anywhere

The big LONG zip ties on the drive shaft so it slaps the floor pan is great.

Tie about 40 feet of strong string under the car and attach object of choice and wedge under the car just enough it'll fall out going down the road.

The coke bottle w/ oil on the exhaust, no hole, just tie so it sits on top of the pipe near the cat and it'll melt through once it heats up... all of a sudden, smoke screen It's small damage but I had a friend drill a small hole in a guys muffler and pour a quart of oil in it.

rocks in the hub caps if they have them.

If you have packing peanuts, fill the car up with them, did that to my boss once (glad he had a sense of humor)
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:23 PM   #17
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YES! I'd forgotten to mention packing peanuts. if he has a sunroof, you can fill the car to the hilt with them. shake until filled.
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:23 PM   #18
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hes got a convertable
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change the dome light to a red bulb.
Nah. That'll be pimptastic and probably get him laid.
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Old 05-06-2009, 10:30 PM   #20
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Nah. That'll be pimptastic and probably get him laid.
never worked for me

BLUE ones on the other hand...
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