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View Poll Results: Does your bike have a name?
No, that's gay. 13 35.14%
I scream something at it when things go wrong, is that the same thing? 4 10.81%
My bike has a name, it's deeply personal and meaningful to me. You need the decoder ring. 11 29.73%
I ride Tater's whore of an ex-wife, but that's kind of a mouthful, like she said! 9 24.32%
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Old 03-25-2009, 10:44 PM   #1
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i have no need to name it as honda already did a fine job
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:29 PM   #2
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My wife calls it my mistress...the one with the fat ass.

(When I first brought the M109-R home, she walked all the way around it...arms folded across her chest...and said..."Your new mistress has a MUCH fatter ass than your old mistress" and walked inside. It was wicked awesome. ) I had a GSX-R750 immediately prior to the M109-R.
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Old 03-26-2009, 10:38 AM   #3
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My wife calls it my mistress...the one with the fat ass.

(When I first brought the M109-R home, she walked all the way around it...arms folded across her chest...and said..."Your new mistress has a MUCH fatter ass than your old mistress" and walked inside. It was wicked awesome. ) I had a GSX-R750 immediately prior to the M109-R.
Epically awesome.
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Old 03-26-2009, 07:43 AM   #4
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Yup, she's named Scarlet. Um, nothing deep or personal, it's just a reference to her color.
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Old 03-26-2009, 08:38 AM   #5
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I had a name for the Kawi but I never had once for the Gixxer.
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Old 03-26-2009, 09:00 AM   #6
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I never named anything and secretly made fun of my step-mom who named her Miata.

Then I got Lucy. Don't know why really but she has a name and I'm not really sure where it came from. It just is.
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Old 03-26-2009, 12:37 PM   #7
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Is piece of shit a name??
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Old 03-26-2009, 02:45 PM   #8
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At my house, all motor vehicles that run eventually get a name.
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Old 03-26-2009, 08:57 AM   #9
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No name for mine other than "the R1" and "the R6" or sometimes "the red one" and "the blue one"...that's about it.
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