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Old 02-11-2009, 11:26 AM   #11
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"The doctors say it may take months before I remember what normal genitals look like, and even longer before I remember how they are intended to function."




Oh shit thats funny. I don't recall ever seeing Jap pron but after seeing their gameshows...Maybe I should check it out
Maybe his genitals arent normal. if I ever forget I can just unbottonmy pants and look

Guess they take the 2 girls one cup thing to whole new leviels.

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Old 02-11-2009, 11:39 AM   #12
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fack ed tricked us its from the onion

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Old 02-11-2009, 05:07 PM   #13
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I was wondering about the veracity of it...in any case, wow. Ew. Im all about exploration, etc, but some things are a no, like Octupi I guess!
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Old 02-11-2009, 05:12 PM   #14
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"No animals were harmed in the making of this movie!" (however one actress did suffer from a freak Octopi related seizure and had to be put down...")
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Old 02-11-2009, 05:15 PM   #15
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I haven't seen a lot of Japanese porn, but the few I've seen were rather boring. They blur out the pussy because it's against the law to show clear pictures of the groin or some shit like that. And the way the Japanese bitches squeal...God, it grates on my fucking nerve!!!

I like Thai porn better.
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Old 02-11-2009, 05:18 PM   #16
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I haven't seen a lot of Japanese porn, but the few I've seen were rather boring. They blur out the pussy because it's against the law to show clear pictures of the groin or some shit like that. And the way the Japanese bitches squeal...God, it grates on my fucking nerve!!!

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That one last nerve? Ha. The only Jap stuff I have seen are still photos and the girls are cute sure, but none of them shave or even trim...Scary.
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Old 02-11-2009, 06:06 PM   #17
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That one last nerve? Ha. The only Jap stuff I have seen are still photos and the girls are cute sure, but none of them shave or even trim...Scary.
Some trim, some shave and some wookie bush ala '70s porn.
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Old 02-11-2009, 09:29 PM   #18
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fack ed tricked us its from the onion

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i spotted that as soon as i opened the thread, over years of internet use ive trained myself to watch the bottom bar and see what sites get accessed. that said i was def scared i wouldnt be able to find my tentacle porn anymore
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Old 02-12-2009, 02:22 PM   #19
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the Onion is always a crackup
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Old 02-12-2009, 02:48 PM   #20
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fack ed tricked us its from the onion

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This is NOT something you should even joke about!
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