Check Your Child's Homework

[thunderex]

Originally Posted by AquaEv77

(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)


Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.
I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room,
and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me
dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

Kid's got a shitty sense of scale.

[Mr Lefty]

Originally Posted by thunderex

Kid's got a shitty sense of scale.

maybe they were midgets... hence why they were fighting over shovels... you'd do the same if 3' of snow meant it was up to your chin

[thunderex]

If they were midgets then I'd guess the kid doesn't have to wait too long to grow up to be like Mommy.

[Mr Lefty]

true...