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Where to next?
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: OK to the C
Moto: TL1000R, Hayabusa, R1150RT
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
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Study up. How would Fellini or Fassbender have done it? Bergman, a black and white chronicle on the lonliness of the cabbage, and the cat's need for expression in a post modern society. You could go Kubrick- 2009 A Cat Cabbage Odyessy, or even Hitchcock- 39 Cabbages. The possibilities are endless, don't let petty issues like "permission" stand in the way of cinematic greatness. JC
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Ride Naked.
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Flat and Straight ND
Moto: 08 BUELL 1125R, 05 SV650S
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I'm in when we start the "shooting a cat out of a cannon" challenge.
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
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I rolled my fiances cabbage into a cat for Jesus? JC
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: ATX
Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098
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Photography "The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible." - Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss |
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Dutch's PITA
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Back in Nashville!
Moto: I ride Dutch...and an 09 Kawi 250
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My cat wouldn't even jump...she's downstairs now staking out the bar. Apparently, we have a field mouse in the house. Guess I'll be picking up a carcass in the morning...
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
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The key to establishing cat high jump records, is to sneak up on them while they are busy with other pursuits. As a rule, the more they are concentrated on other things, the higher they will jump when attacked by slow moving cabbages. JC
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This is not the sig line.
Join Date: Dec 2008
Moto: Be prepared. What? Oh, *moto*...
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Can said rolling be mechanically or electrically assisted? If the cat is electrocuted (by total accident, of course), do I still get a t-shirt?
Can I strap a cabbage to a dog and film the carnage?
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Yes, but this is restricted to "Special Needs" competitors, who are unable to roll a cabbage on their own.
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Ordinarily I encourage the use of strap-ons, but in this case I'm going to have to say, um, no. Not just no, mind you, but, um no. JC
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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couldn't you have just posted this in the Fla section?
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