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Old 08-07-2008, 12:12 PM   #11
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Just reminds me of the time my ex got drunk and told everyone in the bar/grill that I had a huge dick but just couldn't satisfy her...Perhaps she and taters ex have a common ancestor?
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Old 08-07-2008, 12:16 PM   #12
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Im all about anti drama. when i start to hear it a little thing clicks in my head and i instantly begin to ignore you for the rest of the day.
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Old 08-07-2008, 12:58 PM   #13
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Im all about anti drama. when i start to hear it a little thing clicks in my head and i instantly begin to ignore you for the rest of the day.
I need to work on that. I can block out stupid people and do it all the time, now I just need this skill and Ill be set.
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:43 PM   #14
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Just reminds me of the time my ex got drunk and told everyone in the bar/grill that I had a huge dick but just couldn't satisfy her...Perhaps she and taters ex have a common ancestor?
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:07 PM   #15
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Why must there be drama in the world...especially when it comes to me living room...

Is it me or do you picture a Pirate when you read this line word for word?
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:08 PM   #16
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Why must there be drama in the world...especially when it comes to me living room...

Is it me or do you picture a Pirate when you read this line word for word?
I thought the same thing.
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:11 PM   #17
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:35 PM   #18
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I thought the same thing.
Arrr, Me maties!

Now swab the Deck and take your drunk ass home!
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:35 PM   #19
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:38 PM   #20
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Just reminds me of the time my ex got drunk and told everyone in the bar/grill that I had a huge dick but just couldn't satisfy her...Perhaps she and taters ex have a common ancestor?
Im kinda comfused by this statement... So does it mean her hole was like a 5 gallon bucket of warm water?

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
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