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Old 12-18-2008, 10:32 AM   #1
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See even if you perfect the physics and the responses you are going to get into a deep semantic discussion and some real issues.

To use a motorcycle analogy, do you really want a traction control, stability enhanced superbike that is "user friendly" or do you want a fire breathing unrestricted, will possibly tear your head off personality that engages you and thrills you every time you ride?

A machine that requires no skill or effort Vs one that you have to really ride and fight for control, not knowing if it will spin up and send you into orbit or launch you down the straight and by your competition?

If a woman gets along with your every request, where is the challenge?, where is the thrill? The neat thing about the female species is that she can cuddle you better one day, choke the life out of you the next, or unleash a torrent of passion that makes you tingle years later remembering...
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Old 12-18-2008, 10:36 AM   #2
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See even if you perfect the physics and the responses you are going to get into a deep semantic discussion and some real issues.

To use a motorcycle analogy, do you really want a traction control, stability enhanced superbike that is "user friendly" or do you want a fire breathing unrestricted, will possibly tear your head off personality that engages you and thrills you every time you ride?

A machine that requires no skill or effort Vs one that you have to really ride and fight for control, not knowing if it will spin up and send you into orbit or launch you down the straight and by your competition?

If a woman gets along with your every request, where is the challenge?, where is the thrill? The neat thing about the female species is that she can cuddle you better one day, choke the life out of you the next, or unleash a torrent of passion that makes you tingle years later remembering...
Fuck that. If its a robot I want it to do as I say. If I pay for a robot to so shit and it back talks me I'm going to find out if they showed the thing how to fight.

I want a woman to have her own mind. I want a robot to do as it is told.

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Old 12-18-2008, 10:41 AM   #3
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....or do you want a fire breathing unrestricted, will possibly tear your head off personality that engages you and thrills you every time you ride?

....Vs one that you have to really ride and fight for control, not knowing if it will spin up and send you into orbit or launch you down the straight and by your competition?

The neat thing about the female species is that she can cuddle you better one day, choke the life out of you the next, or unleash a torrent of passion that makes you tingle years later remembering...
That's the perfect description of a Brazilian woman right there! Even she will admit to that.
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Old 12-18-2008, 05:05 PM   #4
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If a woman gets along with your every request, where is the challenge?, where is the thrill? The neat thing about the female species is that she can cuddle you better one day, choke the life out of you the next, or unleash a torrent of passion that makes you tingle years later remembering...
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Old 12-18-2008, 05:34 PM   #5
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See even if you perfect the physics and the responses you are going to get into a deep semantic discussion and some real issues.

To use a motorcycle analogy, do you really want a traction control, stability enhanced superbike that is "user friendly" or do you want a fire breathing unrestricted, will possibly tear your head off personality that engages you and thrills you every time you ride?

A machine that requires no skill or effort Vs one that you have to really ride and fight for control, not knowing if it will spin up and send you into orbit or launch you down the straight and by your competition?

If a woman gets along with your every request, where is the challenge?, where is the thrill? The neat thing about the female species is that she can cuddle you better one day, choke the life out of you the next, or unleash a torrent of passion that makes you tingle years later remembering...
I think I may write this down and turn it into a huge poster in my room. Forever remembering why I always take the hard paths in life.

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or simply have her reprogrammed to suit your mood. the dude needs to program it to do 4 things, and 4 things ONLY. 1. mind blowing sex however you want it, when you want it. 2. clean your house without complaint. 3. relaxing massages. 4. bring beer when you're watchin the game.

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Old 12-18-2008, 10:24 AM   #6
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"I do not like to have my breasts touched"
Thats what I'm saying. Built a robot woman and she won't let you feel her up. WTF???? She should only be able to moan. All of the rest of that noise that comes out her mouth is pointless. She should have a Dyson attached to her mouth and be able to hold at least 20 sex postions.

Back to the drawing board for him.

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Old 12-18-2008, 10:33 AM   #7
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So when does the male version for us ladies come out?















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See even if you perfect the physics and the responses you are going to get into a deep semantic discussion and some real issues.

To use a motorcycle analogy, do you really want a traction control, stability enhanced superbike that is "user friendly" or do you want a fire breathing unrestricted, will possibly tear your head off personality that engages you and thrills you every time you ride?

A machine that requires no skill or effort Vs one that you have to really ride and fight for control, not knowing if it will spin up and send you into orbit or launch you down the straight and by your competition?

If a woman gets along with your every request, where is the challenge?, where is the thrill? The neat thing about the female species is that she can cuddle you better one day, choke the life out of you the next, or unleash a torrent of passion that makes you tingle years later remembering...
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