F@ck subtlety

[Avatard]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

A rather odd recycling bin.......They dont give you those blue square ones?

Nope, these regular trash-can looking things, in bright yellow.

It makes it easier for the kids who come down the street doing 50+ to see, in order to hit them good and square, as the fucktards that pick up the recycling (sometimes) leave them in the street (always) when they're done.

I'm already on can #3. If you look close, you'll see it's been duct taped back together already, with strips of HDPE pop-riveted on for added structure. Yes, I'm too lazy to drive into town for can #4. Fuckers will just run it over again anyhow.

I'm thinking of casting one out of solid concrete, and painting it yellow, just to leave it out there, and "see what happens".

[Gas Man]

My trash pick up is decent. They'll take most shit. However, the other month I had some pieces of broken concrete out there. They didn't have any real weight to them, but the guy was going to leave them. My neighbor saw the dud eshake his head, so he ran over there and asked. The guy said, "I'm not picking that up", so my neighbor did and threw it in his truck. They only weighted like 10#s...

Kinda like if you have a can bigger than 33gal. They won't even touch it!

[z06boy]

Our service is pretty decent except since I live in a culdesac my front edge of the yard isn't so wide and when I set the can out they don't always put it back in the same spot and then the mailman/woman b!tches that they can't get to my mailbox and leaves me a note and diagram about how I'm supposed to do it. I then leave the mail person a note trying to explain to either learn to drive...get out of the car...or hold my mail until the next day if it's such a pain.

We called the sanitation department...they've done a little better.

I don't really want to pizz the mail person off so they won't feck with my mail but IT'S NOT ME MOFO...IT'S THE TRASH GUY !!

[Avatard]

Originally Posted by z06boy

Our service is pretty decent except since I live in a culdesac my front edge of the yard isn't so wide and when I set the can out they don't always put it back in the same spot and then the mailman/woman b!tches that they can't get to my mailbox and leaves me a note and diagram about how I'm supposed to do it. I then leave the mail person a note trying to explain to either learn to drive...get out of the car...or hold my mail until the next day if it's such a pain.

We called the sanitation department...they've done a little better.

I don't really want to pizz the mail person off so they won't feck with my mail but IT'S NOT ME MOFO...IT'S THE TRASH GUY !!

Jesus man, you're patient.

I would have kidnapped the garbage guy, waited for the mailman, and then handcuffed the two motherfuckers together, tossed them in the street, and told them to work it the fuck out by now.

[Avatard]

Right? After all, I did leave it open to misinterpretation...

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Avatard

Right? After all, I did leave it open to misinterpretation...

I for one, found the arrows very confusing.

JC

[marko138]

My dudes come once a week, every Tuesday morning at the ass crack of dawn. They take every fucking thing you put on the curb. They could be a little quieter when my windows are open, but I won't complain.