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Old 08-26-2010, 08:39 AM   #11
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1. Selling a snow "machine" (TM)-Sarah Palin in Miami was my first chuckle.

2. It's a $5k-$6500 sled for $1900, in Miami.

3. No phone number or way to contact, the ad is in English and it is in MIAMI.
Point number 3 is the funniest of them all.
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Old 08-26-2010, 08:48 AM   #12
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3. No phone number or way to contact, the ad is in English and it is in MIAMI.
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There's your way to contact right there. I don't put my phone number in craigslist ads either.

And Miami might be 50% or more Hispanic, but most of those Hispanics can read English. For those who can't, fuck em, they're not worth interacting with, and they wouldn't be the type of person who would buy a snowmobile anyway.
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Old 08-26-2010, 09:22 AM   #13
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Old 08-26-2010, 01:23 PM   #14
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1. Selling a snow "machine" (TM)-Sarah Palin in Miami was my first chuckle.

2. It's a $5k-$6500 sled for $1900, in Miami.

3. No phone number or way to contact, the ad is in English and it is in MIAMI.
Some old fart Quebecois probably forgot to unhitch it when he headed south and now wants to sell it for cigarette money.
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Old 08-26-2010, 02:18 PM   #15
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Some old fart Quebecois probably forgot to unhitch it when he headed south and now wants to sell it for cigarette money.
If it were a Frenchie, he'd never make it to Miami.

They all land in Hollywood, FL about 20 miles north of MIA.
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There's your way to contact right there. I don't put my phone number in craigslist ads either.

And Miami might be 50% or more Hispanic, but most of those Hispanics can read English. For those who can't, fuck em, they're not worth interacting with, and they wouldn't be the type of person who would buy a snowmobile anyway.
What'd you do, go to South Beach for a weekend and think you saw the real Miami?

The 2009 Census put Miami at over 60% Hispanic. In reality it's probably 75%+ hispanic and MOST of them don't know a damn bit of English and don't want to see it in their private little country down there.
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Some old fart Quebecois probably forgot to unhitch it when he headed south and now wants to sell it for cigarette money.
Maybe he was tired of the cold and hauled it down until he found a place where people saw it and said "What's that thing?" then moved there.
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There's your way to contact right there. I don't put my phone number in craigslist ads either.

And Miami might be 50% or more Hispanic, but most of those Hispanics can read English. For those who can't, fuck em, they're not worth interacting with, and they wouldn't be the type of person who would buy a snowmobile anyway.
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