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Old 07-01-2011, 08:59 AM   #11
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Why would a cop cleaning out his vehicle simply forget a freaking rifle, period?

Reminds me of Joes (officers included) forgetting their M4s and/or M9s in port-a-johns, the PX, the DFAC...
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Old 07-01-2011, 03:49 PM   #12
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In related news, Ford stock rose 12% today, after news of the availability of their new "Gun-Gripper" trunk lid coating, became public.

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Old 07-01-2011, 05:21 PM   #13
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The Lt. who drove away... was his name "Lieutenant Dan?"



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In related news, Ford stock rose 12% today, after news of the availability of their new "Gun-Gripper" trunk lid coating, became public.

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Old 07-02-2011, 08:43 AM   #14
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Feeling safe now? Me either.
so you rely on the police to make you feel safe?
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Old 07-02-2011, 08:53 AM   #15
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so you rely on the police to make you feel safe?
Only if he gets locked out of his house.

Oh wait, that's the fire dept....
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so you rely on the police to make you feel safe?
Nope. But I don't expect them to make me feel imperiled either.

Irresponsible as a motherfucker.
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Old 07-02-2011, 09:43 AM   #17
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Only if he gets locked out of his house.

Oh wait, that's the fire dept....


That joke is NEVER going to get old.

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Old 07-02-2011, 10:57 AM   #18
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Only if he gets locked out of his house.

Oh wait, that's the fire dept....
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Old 07-04-2011, 06:35 PM   #19
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That joke is NEVER going to get old.

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