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Old 01-19-2012, 04:22 PM   #1
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Old 01-19-2012, 04:48 PM   #2
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Its only gay if you pull the sack in for another bagging. Just like gay male sex. Only gay if you push back.
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Old 01-19-2012, 04:50 PM   #3
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Gey trip. You do know that back in the day of e old roman times they would butt fuck a fallen enemy to intimidate the enemy.
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Old 01-19-2012, 05:05 PM   #4
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Gey trip. You do know that back in the day of e old roman times they would butt fuck a fallen enemy to intimidate the enemy.
Sounds like your history teacher knew how to keep you interested.
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Old 01-19-2012, 05:14 PM   #5
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 01-19-2012, 05:17 PM   #6
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Nice....
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Old 01-19-2012, 09:25 PM   #7
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Only if they're related......





Sorry Scott......
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Old 01-19-2012, 09:26 PM   #8
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Oh and I'm with Nick, anytime one man's genitalia makes intentional contact with another man.....it's gay, no exceptions.
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Old 01-19-2012, 10:01 PM   #9
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Oh and I'm with Nick, anytime one man's genitalia makes intentional contact with another man.....it's gay, no exceptions.
Your doctor must love you... "AL its time for your physical and prostate exam"... GET AWAY FROM ME QUEER!!!"
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Old 01-19-2012, 11:55 PM   #10
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Oh and I'm with Nick, anytime one man's genitalia makes intentional contact with another man.....it's gay, no exceptions.
It's not gay when/if
  • You don't look the other guy directly in the eyes.
  • You and the other guy don't climax at the same time.
  • You don't fall into his arms postcoitus and whisper sweet nothings into his ear.
  • You slap each other on the back, shake hands, high-five, or brofist afterwards.
  • You don't gaze into the other guy's eyes and your souls merge together.
  • You don't nibble on his earlobes as you approach him from behind.
  • Your perineum doesn't touch his.
  • You don't begin to think he's the one you've been searching for your entire life, and you don't realize for the first time in years you are truly happy and feel that life is worth living.
  • You're in the gym showers. It's not like he and you chose to be naked at the same time and same place; it just happened.
  • You promise it's the last time (really).
  • One of you wears a wig.
  • You pretend that it never happened and don't return his calls.
  • Money exchanges hands.
  • You're on a long voyage across the sea.
  • Spring Break booze cruise counts.
  • You don't write him poetry.
  • You're also currently stalking a member of the opposite sex.
  • You're a dedicated misogynist.
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"We were both really depressed and had split a 6-pack of Bartles & Jaymes, so it's not gay."

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