Hi, my name's Bob, I here about the geese for sale. - Page 2

Gas Man · 09-10-2011, 02:16 PM

The man has a point!

Captain Morgan · 09-10-2011, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Step one: Grab shotgun.

Step two: Pull the dogs off the Bobcat. Believe it or not, this procedure is not covered in the goose raising handbook, (clearly an oversight on the part of the author).

Step three: shoot the Bobcat. Why you ask? Because, the Bobcat isn't exactly friendly and can do some major damage. Even though the dog did a number on him, things could possibly have gone much worse for the dog and likely will the next time around.

Step four: Take bobcat to a taxidermist. If you don't want it, sell it to the taxidermist for a few bucks and call it a day.

Step five: Go home and go back to bed.

Fixed

askmrjesus · 09-10-2011, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Fixed

Right, like I'm going to drive around, looking to sell a dead Bobcat.

I may live in the hills, but my name ain't Billy.

JC

wildchild · 09-10-2011, 04:15 PM

cool story, awesome looking dog. my boxer wanted to go after a fox that was munching on our chickens. amazing how many animals like to dine on helpless chickens. LOL

too bad about Bob but he would have kept coming back until he had all of them for dinner. post picks of the bob rug when it's done. honestly I'm not sure you can get one stuffed unless it was legally hunted. not in Wis anyway.

Gas Man · 09-10-2011, 05:13 PM

You should seriously get it done as a rug/throw

'73 H1 Triple · 09-10-2011, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

You should seriously get it done as a rug/throw

Get more geese and wait for Bob's mate "Betty" to come around to eat.

Viola! matched pair of slippers

HurricaneHeather · 09-10-2011, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Right, like I'm going to drive around, looking to sell a dead Bobcat.

I may live in the hills, but my name ain't Billy.

JC

askmrjesus · 09-10-2011, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by '73 H1 Triple

Get more geese and wait for Bob's mate "Betty" to come around to eat.

Viola! matched pair of slippers

That's a great idea, except for the serious possibility of having my feet mauled by an 80 pound Great Pyrenees, while I'm having my Pop-Tarts.

I saw out that worked out...

Nope. No skinning, or stuffing, or furry bath rugs with fangs. Bob put up a good fight, and deserved a decent burial, which he got.

I know it sounds crazy, but I've been bummed about this, all fucking day.

Poor little goose-eating bastard. I can't blame him. If I was a Bobcat, I would've eaten them too, ( it's not like I didn't think of eating one myself

).

JC

Porkchop · 09-10-2011, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by VatorMan

That dog still looks pissed.

She just hasn't had her coffee yet either. Thats the "I just killed a bobcat, give me a goddamn bone" look.

zerioustt · 09-10-2011, 08:53 PM

what a wild morning, i must say that dog of yours looks like a badass.

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wildchild cruiser Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the run Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09 Posts: 2,749	cool story, awesome looking dog. my boxer wanted to go after a fox that was munching on our chickens. amazing how many animals like to dine on helpless chickens. LOL too bad about Bob but he would have kept coming back until he had all of them for dinner. post picks of the bob rug when it's done. honestly I'm not sure you can get one stuffed unless it was legally hunted. not in Wis anyway.