Hollywood offically out of ideas - Page 2

BobTheBiker · 06-05-2009, 10:30 PM

ok, hollywood is officially worthless now. dumb bastards cant come up with fresh ideas so they gotta remake classics that are pretty damn good.

If they decide to do a remake of the godfather, I'm gonna be fucking PISSED. thats like one of the coolest movies of its time, EVAR. not to mention fucking long.

Trip · 06-05-2009, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

But you can only use one ski

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As long as I can have the badass camaro, I am fine with that.

derf · 06-05-2009, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BobTheBiker

ok, hollywood is officially worthless now. dumb bastards cant come up with fresh ideas so they gotta remake classics that are pretty damn good.

If they decide to do a remake of the godfather, I'm gonna be fucking PISSED. thats like one of the coolest movies of its time, EVAR. not to mention fucking long.

Its only a matter of time, just wait

Phenix_Rider · 06-05-2009, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by derf

Its only a matter of time, just wait

Sopranos...

Dragonpaco · 06-05-2009, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Curb

From what I read, they are keeping with the post 9/11 fear...so its gonna be Radical Muslims and North Korea probably

and zak effron and hannah montana will fight them off using nothing but radios and home alone style gadgets.

pauldun170 · 06-06-2009, 12:38 AM

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/plot-...d-dawn-reboot/

It's right up there with sending a drilling team to an asteroid.

anyways...
gotta make sure that the kids are diverse this time around....
The dumb white guy
The tough as nails black girl with lots of sass.
The spanish girl who dies midway through the film
The Jew who talks fast and complains a lot
The funny black guy
The white girl who comes up with a plan
The asian guy
The young <insert minority here> who plays a nerd\hacker type
A girl or a minority will be the lead hero (95lbs soaking wet if a woman and can shoot a M249 one handed while screaming rambo style) or preferable a female minority.

Kaneman · 06-06-2009, 12:46 AM

You know I've been hearing people say that "Hollywood has ran out of ideas" for years now but then every year I see the same amount of enjoyable movies. Maybe its just me but there seem to be plenty of good movies to go around.
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WARputer · 06-06-2009, 09:46 AM

Loved Red Dawn back in the day, a remake should be interesting but I won't get my hopes up.

derf · 06-06-2009, 10:11 AM

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And in other news Hollywood as a whole admits that they actually have ran out of good ideas, and now have moved on to the crappy ideas. In a stunning move which hollywood expects to be stunningly genius although widely accepted as just plain stupid the mega studios have announced that instead of just making reboots of good movies they will now start making reboots of bad movies in an attempt to make things right. The first two movies to be created under this new concept will be The Hottie And The Nottie starring Paris Hilton, will be remade as The Hottie And The Nottie starring Paris Hilton. The second movie to be remade will be Gigli featuring Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, starring them again. A source at MGM said "We messed up pretty bad with these two films the first time, I truly don't believe that we can make anything as bad so as far as I am concerned we have no where to go but up".

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Amber Lamps · 06-06-2009, 01:03 PM

I'm sorry guys this isn't news. How many versions of "Romeo and Juliet" have there been? Almost every movie ever made can be traced back to a core story idea that has been used before. Hell, a decent percentage of books/stories/movies can be traced back to Bible stories and most Bible stories are rip offs of previous religions... There is truly nothing new under the sun my friends.

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Kaneman AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Odessa, TX Moto: 2000 Honda CBR1100XX Blackbird Posts: 4,931	You know I've been hearing people say that "Hollywood has ran out of ideas" for years now but then every year I see the same amount of enjoyable movies. Maybe its just me but there seem to be plenty of good movies to go around. ________ YAMAHA YZF600R SPECIFICATIONS Last edited by Kaneman; 05-09-2011 at 07:54 PM..

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WARputer WERA Yellow Plate Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Lake Murray, South Carolina Moto: 2005 Hayabusa Posts: 625	Loved Red Dawn back in the day, a remake should be interesting but I won't get my hopes up. __________________ Chris

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BobTheBiker too much time on my hands Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: the northern district of god damn Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now. Posts: 1,802	ok, hollywood is officially worthless now. dumb bastards cant come up with fresh ideas so they gotta remake classics that are pretty damn good. If they decide to do a remake of the godfather, I'm gonna be fucking PISSED. thats like one of the coolest movies of its time, EVAR. not to mention fucking long.

06-06-2009, 01:03 PM	#20
Amber Lamps Moto GP Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 14,556	I'm sorry guys this isn't news. How many versions of "Romeo and Juliet" have there been? Almost every movie ever made can be traced back to a core story idea that has been used before. Hell, a decent percentage of books/stories/movies can be traced back to Bible stories and most Bible stories are rip offs of previous religions... There is truly nothing new under the sun my friends.