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Old 02-28-2012, 08:07 PM   #1
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I haven't had sex since the Niners beat the Saints, a halftime quickie and I didnt get a chance to pee first so yeah, FUCK YOU :P
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Old 02-28-2012, 09:35 PM   #2
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:36 PM   #3
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You're supposed to do shit like this during Baseball season, not Hockey season.

All that talk about pucks...

Anyway, when you hear it, you will shi

fuck. My cat just jumped half-way into a glass of crappy Australian Merlot, and then jumped on me. I now have two cat foot shaped Merlot stains, I have to explain to my wife.

To be fair to the cat, there may have been a smallish bug in that glass.

Right, so, oh yeah, Lent.

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Old 02-29-2012, 01:41 AM   #4
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I haven't had sex since the Niners beat the Saints, a halftime quickie and I didnt get a chance to pee first so yeah, FUCK YOU :P
Bah...
I haven't since the first week of the 2010 season.

Hell, I ought to lay off self-love for a couple of weeks to see if I can get any crazier.
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:05 AM   #5
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Bah...
I haven't since the first week of the 2010 season.

Hell, I ought to lay off self-love for a couple of weeks to see if I can get any crazier.
Stop I'm depressed enough as it is lol
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Old 02-28-2012, 08:10 PM   #6
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Old 02-28-2012, 11:16 PM   #7
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I did about a month not too long ago and airports+women in tights=torture.
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:42 AM   #8
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I wouldn't be able to hold out for 40 seconds, if Emmanuelle Vaugier was involved.
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Old 02-29-2012, 09:27 AM   #9
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CLICK ME NSFW

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