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Old 09-19-2012, 10:33 AM   #11
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My sisters and I actually called our mother "mother" all the time......Not joking......We didn't want to say "mom", we thought it was stupid or silly or something. I still don't know why. Maybe I should google it to see what kind of disorder it's associated with, lol.
Holy crap...dots are now being connected.

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And what is this 3PM martini business? I am assuming you're joking? I know lots of people make Starbucks runs at 9 or 10 (as if they couldn't have done it on the way in, like normal people), but I've never seen anyone do what you suggest. If I'm going to drink, I'd rather stay there and not have to come back to work.
Everyday - Goes out and has a Martini. Comes back an hour later.
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Old 09-19-2012, 11:11 AM   #12
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Holy crap...dots are now being connected.

Everyday - Goes out and has a Martini. Comes back an hour later.
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So he can't decide if he's Norman Bates or Don Draper?
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Old 09-19-2012, 11:14 AM   #13
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Put kiddie pr0n on his computer and call HR on him.

problem solved
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Old 09-19-2012, 12:37 PM   #14
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Put kiddie pr0n on his computer and call HR on him.

problem solved
As much as an arrogant elitist prick the old bastard is, he's good at what he does. I'd rather deal with a bunch of eccentric bastards who are good at what they do than the batches of stale "stick to the process" blandness schools have pumped out over the past 10-15 years.
The newest batch of Ivy League brats have their head so far up their ass its like dealing with fucking robots.

We did have a guy busted with pR0n on the work computer.
Rabbi cruising a bunch M4M sites...
He quickly left to "pursue other opportunities".
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Old 09-19-2012, 12:45 PM   #15
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I call my mom mother when i'm annoyed or being sarcastic. "Yes..... i hear you mother....."

I actually think its a trait i inherited from her doing that to my grandma.
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Old 09-19-2012, 12:49 PM   #16
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I'm not sure how my Mom would respond if I called her "Mother"....

I'll put on some head gear and give it a shot when I see her next....I have a guess she might bitch slap me all Daffy Duck style....you know, with the face going round and round the head?
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Old 09-19-2012, 02:59 PM   #17
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What about lunch, how long is he out for that?

Seems rather odd....... unless he's got a core group of buds that he does this with.
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Old 09-19-2012, 03:07 PM   #18
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Holy crap...dots are now being connected.

No shit! Makes perfect sense!
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Old 09-19-2012, 04:04 PM   #19
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Wow. I think the only time I ever said Mother, was when it was followed by fucker.
Unless my mom and dad were nearby, then it was motherfather.
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Old 09-19-2012, 04:16 PM   #20
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What about lunch, how long is he out for that?

Seems rather odd....... unless he's got a core group of buds that he does this with.
He doesn't go out long for lunch unless its a business lunch.
He's in the office around 8:30AM and whenever I've stayed late he is always here to at least 7:30PM

He's in his late 50's, no kids and not married. No phone calls to anyone besides work folks or "Mother \ Father"
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