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Old 09-10-2011, 03:16 PM   #11
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The man has a point!
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Old 09-10-2011, 03:18 PM   #12
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Step one: Grab shotgun.

Step two: Pull the dogs off the Bobcat. Believe it or not, this procedure is not covered in the goose raising handbook, (clearly an oversight on the part of the author).

Step three: shoot the Bobcat. Why you ask? Because, the Bobcat isn't exactly friendly and can do some major damage. Even though the dog did a number on him, things could possibly have gone much worse for the dog and likely will the next time around.

Step four: Take bobcat to a taxidermist. If you don't want it, sell it to the taxidermist for a few bucks and call it a day.

Step five: Go home and go back to bed.
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Old 09-10-2011, 04:36 PM   #13
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Right, like I'm going to drive around, looking to sell a dead Bobcat.

I may live in the hills, but my name ain't Billy.

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Old 09-10-2011, 05:15 PM   #14
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cool story, awesome looking dog. my boxer wanted to go after a fox that was munching on our chickens. amazing how many animals like to dine on helpless chickens. LOL

too bad about Bob but he would have kept coming back until he had all of them for dinner. post picks of the bob rug when it's done. honestly I'm not sure you can get one stuffed unless it was legally hunted. not in Wis anyway.
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Old 09-10-2011, 06:13 PM   #15
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You should seriously get it done as a rug/throw
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Old 09-10-2011, 07:20 PM   #16
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You should seriously get it done as a rug/throw
Get more geese and wait for Bob's mate "Betty" to come around to eat.

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Old 09-10-2011, 07:37 PM   #17
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Right, like I'm going to drive around, looking to sell a dead Bobcat.

I may live in the hills, but my name ain't Billy.

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Old 09-10-2011, 07:44 PM   #18
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Get more geese and wait for Bob's mate "Betty" to come around to eat.

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That's a great idea, except for the serious possibility of having my feet mauled by an 80 pound Great Pyrenees, while I'm having my Pop-Tarts.

I saw out that worked out...

Nope. No skinning, or stuffing, or furry bath rugs with fangs. Bob put up a good fight, and deserved a decent burial, which he got.

I know it sounds crazy, but I've been bummed about this, all fucking day.

Poor little goose-eating bastard. I can't blame him. If I was a Bobcat, I would've eaten them too, ( it's not like I didn't think of eating one myself ).

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Old 09-10-2011, 09:04 PM   #19
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That dog still looks pissed.
She just hasn't had her coffee yet either. Thats the "I just killed a bobcat, give me a goddamn bone" look.
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Old 09-10-2011, 09:53 PM   #20
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what a wild morning, i must say that dog of yours looks like a badass.
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