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Old 09-17-2008, 02:31 AM   #11
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ya. although those pics suggest otherwise. i'm actually 5'10". that chick was HUGE. thighs like tree trunks.
Not too many women make me feel short!
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Old 09-17-2008, 04:49 AM   #12
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She was nice, I think she had an Italian accent.
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so are you saying pizdets would voluntarily feed his children human growth hormone to make them giants???
Goddamned right. 6'0 foot by age 15 or they get thrown in the river, just like in China.

And I think these show the size thing best, we were getting some weird looks walking around everywhere.


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Old 09-17-2008, 10:42 AM   #13
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what about the fact that rae's hips are as tall as mine, but she is still 10 inches shorter then me, i know it doesnt compare to piz and mini me but still funny
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Old 09-17-2008, 12:07 PM   #14
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She was nice, I think she had an Italian accent.

Goddamned right. 6'0 foot by age 15 or they get thrown in the river, just like in China.

And I think these show the size thing best, we were getting some weird looks walking around everywhere.
hah, fee fo fi fum, i smell the blood of an english man!
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Old 09-17-2008, 05:19 PM   #15
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Jesus christ... Kat makes me look big... but she makes you look like an abominable bigfoot. Shit!
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Old 09-22-2008, 06:15 PM   #16
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I remember the first words out of NtS's mouth when he met me was Ebbs, Thought you'd be taller... well shit... after meeting Piz... EVERYONE is gonna be shorter
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Old 09-22-2008, 09:04 PM   #17
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Yeah C'mon!!!
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Old 09-22-2008, 09:19 PM   #18
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Think about the babies she and alex would make. HUGE.
Epic. They would make epic-sized babies.
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Old 09-22-2008, 09:21 PM   #19
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I know this girl who is 4'7". She's also a personal trainer and got huge implants (Like the perfect legal jailbait). Her boyfriend is 6'2 or so.
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Old 09-22-2008, 09:22 PM   #20
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lets just hope they look like HER... sorry Alex... T-Rock may think your sexy... but... well... he's gay
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