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Old 02-10-2009, 04:44 PM   #1
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So I live in Oklahoma, smack dab in the middle of tornado alley. We get odd weather at all times of the year. I've seen tornadoes in February, and I've seen tornadoes in November. It's really a year 'round season here.

A few minutes ago, the tornado sirens went off. What's the first thing I do? No, I didn't check the radar online. I didn't turn on the radio.

I walked outside to look! Along with about 15 or 20 other people nearby.

It just cracked me up when I thought about it and realized what I did.


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Old 02-10-2009, 04:46 PM   #2
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Did you chug a Coors Light and tongue kiss you're sister on the way back inside?
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Old 02-10-2009, 04:53 PM   #3
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Did you chug a Coors Light and tongue kiss you're sister on the way back inside?
Did you fuck your male friend in the ass before dropping acid?





....what? I thought we were going off of stereotypes here.
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Old 02-10-2009, 04:57 PM   #4
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Did you fuck your male friend in the ass before dropping acid?

....what? I thought we were going off of stereotypes here.
yeah why not
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Old 02-10-2009, 04:54 PM   #5
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Nope, his ass is moving to Austin. We've actually got roads that, I dunno, TURN here.

We still get the occasional tornado watch, but one actually hitting the Austin metropolitan area is pretty rare. We did have some funnel clouds sighted near my old apt complex last year, but nothing ever came of 'em.
Ah, you need to visit NE OK, I promise you, it makes up for the rest of the state!! I grew up there, in the mountains, and they have tiny lil towns in valleys, with the "potato" hills, state parks and beautiful scenery...I miss it! Winding Stair Mountains FTW.

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Did you chug a Coors Light and tongue kiss you're sister on the way back inside?
Youve got it confused with ARKANSAS.
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Old 02-10-2009, 05:02 PM   #6
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Ah, you need to visit NE OK, I promise you, it makes up for the rest of the state!! I grew up there, in the mountains, and they have tiny lil towns in valleys, with the "potato" hills, state parks and beautiful scenery...I miss it! Winding Stair Mountains FTW.



Youve got it confused with ARKANSAS.
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Old 02-10-2009, 05:12 PM   #7
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Thanks to my iPhone for instant pictures..

To the northwest, it's nasty looking.

The the southeast, blue skies and sunshine.
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Youve got it confused with ARKANSAS.
more like southeastern kentucky
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Old 02-11-2009, 02:30 PM   #9
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I walked outside to look! Along with about 15 or 20 other people nearby.

It just cracked me up when I thought about it and realized what I did.

Man, isn't that what we did when we were getting tires mounted a few yrs ago up there? The greenish color of the clouds was pretty crazy!
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