Ladies

[Amber Lamps]

Well if that don't get you laid the bitch must be a dike!!!!

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by TIGGER

Well if that don't get you laid the bitch must be a dike!!!!

Damn...the wife is upstate with the kids for a few days.
The closest to pussy I'm going to be able to get to is if I take our two cats and um....hold em together.

At least they are declawed.

[101lifts2]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Damn...the wife is upstate with the kids for a few days.
The closest to pussy I'm going to be able to get to is if I take our two cats and um....hold em together.

At least they are declawed.

Go out to the bar and pick up pootang dude. We won't tell ur wife.

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Go out to the bar and pick up pootang dude. We won't tell ur wife.

[Adeptus_Minor]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Damn...the wife is upstate with the kids for a few days.
The closest to pussy I'm going to be able to get to is if I take our two cats and um....hold em together..

...a few DAYS?

You poor bastard.

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

...a few DAYS?

You poor bastard.

I took a vacation day today and it was nice being able to ride wherever and whenever I want.

I now know that the deer like to take a 1pm lunch break on the corners as do turtles in the middle of the road.
Its also been ages since I took a moonlight ride.

Might be a good thing since I ride like an ass after dark.

Normally I ride at the break of dawn and I guess my riding is a lot more relaxed.

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

...a few DAYS?

You poor bastard.

Right??

Mine is gone for 21.... just left on Wednesday.

[tached1000rr]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Honey, check it out, you got me mesmerized
With your black hair and fat-ass thighs
Street poetry is my everyday
But yo, I gotta stop when you trot my way
If I was workin at the club you would not pay
Aiyyo, my man phife diggy, he got somthin to say

I like em brown, yellow, puero rican or hatian
Name is phife dawg from the zulu nation
Told you in the jam that we can get down
Now lets knock the boots like the group h-town
You got bbd all on your bedroom wall
But Im above the rim and this is how I ball
A pretty little somethin on the new york street
This is how I represent over this here beat
Talkin bout you

Yo, I took you out
But sex was on my mind for the whole damn route
My mind was in a frenzy and a horny state
But I couldnt drop dimes cause *you couldnt relate*

Chorus

Verse two: q-tip, phife dawg

Stretch out your legs, let me make you bawl
Drive you insane, drive you up the wall
Starin at your dome-piece, very strong
Stronger than pride, stronger than teflon
Take you on the ave and you buy me links
Now I wanna pound the putang until it stinks
You can be my mama and Ill be your boy

Original rude boy, never am I coy
You can be a shorty in my ill convoy
Not to come across as a thug or a hood
But hon, you got the goods, like madeline woods
By the way, my names malik
The five-foot freak
Lets say we get together by the end of the week
She simply said, no, labelled me a hoe
I said, how you figure? my friends told me so.
I hate when silly groupies wanna run they yap
Word to god, hon, I dont get down like that

Ill have you weak in the knees that you could hardly speak
Or we could do like uncle l and swing an ep in my jeep
Keep it in the down, yo, we keep it discrete
See, Im not the type to kid to have my biz in the streets

If my mom dont approve, then Ill just elope
Let me sink the little man from inside the boat
Let me hit it from the back, girl I wont catch a hernia
Bust off on your couch, now you got semens furniture

Shaheed, phife and the extra p
Stacy, ? dj and my man l.g.
They know the abstract is really soul on ice
The character is of men, never ever of mice
Shorty let me tell you about my only vice
It has to do with lots of lovin and *it aint nuthin nice*

Ah, Tribe Called Quest, definitely one of my favorite crews of all time. Classic

[unknownroad]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Starin at your dome-piece, very strong
Stronger than pride, stronger than teflon
Take you on the ave and you buy me links
Now I wanna pound the putang until it stinks
You can be my mama and Ill be your boy

Well, isn't that just extra-special?