Wtf!!

[Mudpuppy]

Well whatever you think of his name you will see it again when he is the next LT in the NFL..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFtszXrC0R0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkhcewfLf-Y

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

Where the HELL did you get that list from?

I don't think we want to know...

[Corey]

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

Where the HELL did you get that list from?

I think I could pull half those names from the people we get coming into the hospital. It's almost too common to see fucked up names. It's almost more surprising to see a John or a Jen come through.

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by Corey

I think I could pull half those names from the people we get coming into the hospital. It's almost too common to see fucked up names. It's almost more surprising to see a John or a Jen come through.

i think he took it from our census.

My current favorite was a girl named candida (more commonly known as a yeast infection)

Tom

[Racerboy]

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

Where the HELL did you get that list from?

Most of them came from a site which listed GHETTO BABY NAMES. Others were ones I have had on a list of screwed up names....(we have had a thread somilar to this before on another forum as well)

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by Racerboy

OK, if you've ever seen a drag queen, they have some pretty funny names and here are a few. But he list on the bottom is by far only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Ghetto Names and they are not anything I would EVER name any of my children.

Drag Names:
Shelleeta Buffet
Iona Traila
Sofonda Cox
Ophilia In-me
Ivanna Nuthernam
Anita Moorelube
Claire Vouyant
Leeda Horsetowater
Amanda Cuddlewith
Amanda Playwith
Heda Lettuce
Lois Carmen Denominator
Sharon Needles


Ghetto Names:
Shithead (pronounced Shi-Theed)
Alize'
Lexus (especially if you don't own a car)
Mercedes (same as above)
BonQuisha
La Shawnte' (any name starting with La)
La Quitta
Hennessey (just WRONG)
KelShanique
MayOnnaise (Yes, the condiment)....
Traonna
Had to remove (he still my baby)
Zashanetta
LaVetrius
Dayshown
Daquon
Rontoyon
TiAndre
TryNelle
Fantasia (Yeah she can SANG, but.....)
Santita
Takiera
Shakir'ray
Chyna (Don't name yo baby after a foreign land....)
Africa
Asya
Tavis
Destiny
Essence
Chunichi
Akon
India
Cherevah
Azzure'
Espn (yes the sports network)
Delvon
Sharelle
ShawnRee
T'Shanae
Keyshawn
Chelisa
London
Traneaya
Divine
CharDonay & Chablis (Never ever name your kids after wine)
Chateau
Vinnisha
DeVante
Dartell
Prudencia
LaTasheanne
PRECIOUS
Shalamar (As in the Singing Group)
Shaniqua
Moet
Star (I still don't like her CHUNKY ASS!!!)
The Marlo Girl BroomQueisha
Funkeedva Hanifah (heck, anything with a 'fah at the end)
Sharnetta
Aquanetta
Ta'Sheeka
Lemonjelo
Orangelo
Quadir
Uneeka
Sharquitta
Lovey
Foxy
Vixen
Diesel
Denim
Appolonia Jalonia
Gonarrea (Pronounced "go-near-ria" unlike the Venereal Disease)
Skookeesha
Shakwanda
Champagne
Shameeka
Quan
LaQuan
Shaniqua
Kajuana
Funkeedva
O'QuayVion
Deontay
LeKey (leh-KEY, not "leaky")
Te'ontae
DeMarquis ("kweese")
Octavia
Alyeesha
Finesse (a male)
LaQuoneeshitia ("quonny")
Uneeka
Daylen'Ausjai
Jacquari'Tausjai
Jaylen'Amonte
November'Lashae
Hasani'Amir
Jamariiyaiie
Queliiendriia
Bri'Shau
Tralissa
Shykethia
Laswandra
Tameneshan
Tijera
Niee'Shauntierra
Chandis'Aakerien
Ta'Shara
Marsheayona
MyDream
Danzale
QueySean
Del'Montay (can we say canned fruit?)
Kyandre'
Shaitura
Klametria (sounds like a bad experience to me)
Corraria
Deonschae
Brantia
Ardejah
Charlzae
Promise
Jon'Tasia
Na'Veair
Precious
Starasia
Tyquun
Tyquon
Tymel
Tyshawn
Tyshawna
Tyleek
Ttyynet
Heaven
Zykita
Raanet
Charisma
Supremian
Gayleena
Kawandaya
Tychrisany
Fitzmicheael
KENDO
CASPER
Diamond
Pizza
Noodle
Tuesday
Todayy
Tymel
Seanleana
Beyounta
Luraya
tyshawna
Zayqune
Zaquera
RAHEEM
RAMELL
SHARIFFA
SHAREEKA
CASHIUSS
TRYQUN
TYQUNAa
KYHEEM
Aakim
Saintasha
Doorez
CHAYQUANNDA
YATIVAH
ZAHARA
JAHARA
JABRINA
SHAQUIESHA
SHQUEFA
LATANEESHA
QUIISHA
LIQUANITA
WAKIESHA
ZESTINIQUA
TABRIELLA
TISH
FOREVER
FAITH
BLESSING
MIRACLE
BUTTERFLY
PLEASENT ( A DUDE)
IZZY
Yahira
Yahdiria
Oranyi
Quisqueya
Milqueia
Salomé
Ureña
Minerva
Kishana
Jamia
LaVasha
Chafonda
Monystwaniese
Jubsara
Sharone
Monique
Zytavia
Mush'anae
Quinterria
LaKeisha Monet
Tamaize
Tylamonique
Advila
Ashykneeka
Lotionkneea
Shampoocondt
Advanceanae
Monitorika
Darctavia
Sharacanegro
Landscapeakneesha
Shegrabsanegro
Dayshawn
Angelique
Mone't
Diamond
Asswhole (pronounced ah-sol-lay)
Dakwon
Daishoneek (pronounced day-shon-neek)
Trassie (pronounced tray-see)
Comquitta (pronounced cum-key-tah)
Coonie (and no its not a nickickname)
Nicolletta
Nicorite (yes like the gum for smokers)
Dominque
Asahara (pronounced ass-so-horror)
Antoinette
Boomshika
Niggalooloo
Dishea
Dishenta
Aquafina
Deshanae
ZeCoriah
Zecorion
Decorion
Montreal
Shikondra
Shamedra
Sharetha
Shaquilla
Samala
Shaquinta
Shanona
Shatavia

I met a girl named Foxy at the bar a month or so ago... No bullshit, it said Foxy on her driver's license. Whore.

[Mr Lefty]

What about

Drew Peacock

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by ebbs15

What about

Drew Peacock

Worst name ever... couldn't have happened to a bigger douche either.

[rogue]

I know of someone who's name is Dick Schmalz.

[Redd]

I also know a guy named Dick Wacker.