Go Back   Two Wheel Fix > General > Off Topic

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-15-2009, 04:27 PM   #1
Katherine
WERA Yellow Plate
 
Katherine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Charleston, SC
Moto: 07 CBR 600RR
Posts: 562
Default

Hahahaha... No. I'm not even dating right now.


Sorry, Kel, back to your virginity sale. *fingers crossed for a very, very old sugardaddy.*
Katherine is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-15-2009, 04:49 PM   #2
xx CURVE xx
SMELL MY LEVER
 
xx CURVE xx's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Texas
Moto: Tards
Posts: 1,034
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Katherine View Post
Hahahaha... No. I'm not even dating right now.
i'll pm you pics then
xx CURVE xx is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-15-2009, 04:52 PM   #3
fnfalman
Europhile
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SoCal
Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure
Posts: 1,875
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Katherine View Post

*fingers crossed for a very, very old sugardaddy.*
Madame, you rang?
__________________
Cogito Ergo Vroom - I think therefore I ride

fnfalman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-15-2009, 05:03 PM   #4
Corey
AMA Supersport
 
Corey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Florida
Moto: Not a damn thing
Posts: 2,612
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Katherine View Post
Hahahaha... No. I'm not even dating right now.


Sorry, Kel, back to your virginity sale. *fingers crossed for a very, very old sugardaddy.*
Man, Kell would be fun, but can I call dibs on you? You're at least in the country and a couple thousand miles closer. I have a +3 to Charisma and a +9 Intelligence. As long as you're not a frost demon, I believe we can make some magic. I've got the mana. I put on my robe and wizard hat....
__________________
Half man, half horse, half motorcycle. All awesome.

"Your game is shit, your company is shit. Activision ruined you! Activision ruined you." - Francis
Corey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2009, 10:52 AM   #5
Sixxxxer
Like Gixxxxer But Not
 
Sixxxxer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Dirty Jersey
Moto: 2008 ZX6R
Posts: 4,891
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Katherine View Post
Hahahaha... No. I'm not even dating right now.


Sorry, Kel, back to your virginity sale. *fingers crossed for a very, very old sugardaddy.*
Why's he gotta be Old?? Theres young Successful guys out there.

And I think any angle works for me...Tits,ass Either or I'm happy with either one in my face...and have you Seen Kel's Assets???

Ay Caramba...

Oh...Right this is about being unemployed...Sucks to hear, I wish you luck in finding something New. Give em hell!
__________________
[FRSH]
Candy Plasma Blue
Sixxxxer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-15-2009, 02:31 PM   #6
2up
Waiting for Hello Kitty!
 
2up's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Arizona
Moto: Nothing ATM, which makes me want to cry.
Posts: 810
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyKell View Post
Yesterday I was laid off.

How many months does it take to be a virgin again? Maybe I can work on that and sell that off.

I'm about 20 hours short for collecting EI benefits so my boss is trying to work something out so I can qualify. That will at least give me some breathing room.

Oh and a company is doing a background check on me right now for possible employment but they just contacted me to say there are discrepancies and they need more information. What kind of discrepancies could have occurred? Obviously I gave them all truthful information.
Oh, lame, I'm sorry to hear that.

As for discrepencies, I had that happen before on a background check, even though I'd been truthful. Came to find out that the professional school I'd attended (college, but not a university) had a name change at some point, so the company I was trying to hire on with couldn't find out info about it at first.

APPLY FOR JOBS IN ARIZONA!!
2up is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-15-2009, 02:53 PM   #7
ericr
I'm so much cooler online
 
ericr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Cartersville, GA
Moto: 06 FZ1
Posts: 1,436
Default

Damn Kell, that sucks! I hope you get something quick! (besides fnfalman )
__________________
Redd: No, Im good, I had some ibufrophen

Eric: ibu what?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rogue View Post
but I'm perfectly placed when I'm on my knees . . . .
ericr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-15-2009, 02:58 PM   #8
xx CURVE xx
SMELL MY LEVER
 
xx CURVE xx's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Texas
Moto: Tards
Posts: 1,034
Default

dibs on corn hole
xx CURVE xx is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-15-2009, 03:09 PM   #9
fnfalman
Europhile
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SoCal
Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure
Posts: 1,875
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by ericr View Post
I hope you get something quick! (besides fnfalman )
Hey, I'm not that quick! I'm good for at least one minute.
__________________
Cogito Ergo Vroom - I think therefore I ride

fnfalman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-15-2009, 03:16 PM   #10
OneSickPsycho
Ride Like an Asshole
 
OneSickPsycho's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Moto: nothing...
Posts: 11,254
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyKell View Post
Yesterday I was laid off.

How many months does it take to be a virgin again? Maybe I can work on that and sell that off.

I'm about 20 hours short for collecting EI benefits so my boss is trying to work something out so I can qualify. That will at least give me some breathing room.

Oh and a company is doing a background check on me right now for possible employment but they just contacted me to say there are discrepancies and they need more information. What kind of discrepancies could have occurred? Obviously I gave them all truthful information.
Discrepancies happen on background checks... Sometimes they are mistakes... Other times there's someone with a name close enough to yours to fuck up their system... Usually they need your DoB to clear it up. I wouldn't sweat it.

Quote:
Originally Posted by fnfalman View Post
I'll pay $300 for a lay: a bit of blow job, some missionary, some doggie style and finish it off with cowgirl. Nothing too fancy.

I'll triple that price if you let me bring in a live chicken.
OneSickPsycho is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:18 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.