Stupid Questions You Hear - Page 2

Tsunami · 11-03-2009, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

I get the "You have a motorcycle?!?"

I get that too when I go into the gas station and have to get something at the mini mart. And then they try looking for the bike through the window or will ask, Do you ride a Harley or a Ninja?

Strahberrie · 11-03-2009, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsunami

I get that too when I go into the gas station and have to get something at the mini mart. And then they try looking for the bike through the window or will ask, Do you ride a Harley or a Ninja?

stupid stupid people

'73 H1 Triple · 11-03-2009, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsunami

I get that too when I go into the gas station and have to get something at the mini mart. And then they try looking for the bike through the window or will ask, Do you ride a Harley or a Ninja?

In the spring, I rode to the pharmacy to pick up a prescription.

The kid behind the counter asked You got a real cycle or a Harley?

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=8272

Jeff

Sean · 11-03-2009, 10:58 AM

"Would you like that for here or to go?"

Yeah, I'm going to take a medium iced tea and three open dishes in the backpack that I don't have.

Smittie61984 · 11-03-2009, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sean

"Would you like that for here or to go?"

Yeah, I'm going to take a medium iced tea and three open dishes in the backpack that I don't have.

Haha.

I've gone through drive throughs on my motorcycle. That gets more dumb looks than dumb questions. Understandable because only a dumbass would go through a drive through on a motorcycle.

The one that bugs me is do you worry about crashing?

Mr Lefty · 11-03-2009, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Haha.

I've gone through drive throughs on my motorcycle. That gets more dumb looks than dumb questions. Understandable because only a dumbass would go through a drive through on a motorcycle.

The one that bugs me is do you worry about crashing?

I do that too... only to Tacobell though... just shove the burrito's in my jacket

another is so how fast have you gone on it? or is that pretty fast?

another I got just the other day... a really young airman probably 18 came up and I know he was just wanting to talk to me as I'm an MTL and he just wanted to be notice... but he looks at my bike and reads "dual sport 400" and asks... Sgt Eberhardt, sir is that one of those Dual Sport 400s? those are cool!"

I said... glad to know the Air Force isn't gonna have to teach you how to read. and laughed... he was a little embarrassed but got the point... and we started talking about the bike

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

lol, I regularly go through the drive through on the bike or get food to go on the bike so you never know...

but not when I just superkinglarge sized it with a 5gal pepsi

MILK · 11-03-2009, 10:39 PM

The all time dumbest question was when I returned to the dealer to pick up my bike after the break in period was over. After having the bike 2 weeks I had 900 miles on it and it was time for that first oil change.

He asked me if I was back because I had wrecked. SIGH. I said nope! Just hear for the oil change, thanks.

HokieDNA01 · 11-03-2009, 06:02 PM

I once had a cop at Vanderbilt Hospital where I worked ask me what I rode. I told him a 2004 Ninja 250. He then said "Why do you need to wear all that gear you have on? Those bikes will only do like 90mph right?" I told him try dragging your bare ass down the road at 90mph and tell me how it feels. I then found out he had an R1 and likes to stunt and "go fast" every chance he gets. Go Figure. Cop Squid!

HokieDNA01 · 11-03-2009, 06:12 PM

Oh and I was riding with a friend home from the HSTA rally in Helen GA and was up on Monteagle in about 40degree weather when some old redneck man walked up to me and said "man you sure must be a tough girl be to riding a motorcycle in such cold weather" I told him I had REALLY big ovaries. That got a priceless look as he walked away.

CrazyKell · 11-03-2009, 07:55 PM

Not about the bike but I absolutely cannot stand when someone says "Can I ask you a question?"

You just did....now just ask the damn question.

Azoomm....I get the "isn't that dangerous" about the track too. Safest place I've ever ridden.

11-03-2009, 06:02 PM	#8
HokieDNA01 WERA White Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Nashville, TN Moto: 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 Posts: 1,404	I once had a cop at Vanderbilt Hospital where I worked ask me what I rode. I told him a 2004 Ninja 250. He then said "Why do you need to wear all that gear you have on? Those bikes will only do like 90mph right?" I told him try dragging your bare ass down the road at 90mph and tell me how it feels. I then found out he had an R1 and likes to stunt and "go fast" every chance he gets. Go Figure. Cop Squid! __________________ XX>XY 2014 Honda NC700X 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 2000 Yamaha XT225 2004 Kawasaki EX250 (sold)

11-03-2009, 06:12 PM	#9
HokieDNA01 WERA White Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Nashville, TN Moto: 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 Posts: 1,404	Oh and I was riding with a friend home from the HSTA rally in Helen GA and was up on Monteagle in about 40degree weather when some old redneck man walked up to me and said "man you sure must be a tough girl be to riding a motorcycle in such cold weather" I told him I had REALLY big ovaries. That got a priceless look as he walked away. __________________ XX>XY 2014 Honda NC700X 2007 Suzuki GSX-r 750 2000 Yamaha XT225 2004 Kawasaki EX250 (sold)

11-03-2009, 10:58 AM	#4
Sean giggity Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: socal Moto: street, sumo & dirty Posts: 1,071	"Would you like that for here or to go?" Yeah, I'm going to take a medium iced tea and three open dishes in the backpack that I don't have.

11-03-2009, 10:39 PM	#7
MILK The cows want you dead. Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,087	The all time dumbest question was when I returned to the dealer to pick up my bike after the break in period was over. After having the bike 2 weeks I had 900 miles on it and it was time for that first oil change. He asked me if I was back because I had wrecked. SIGH. I said nope! Just hear for the oil change, thanks.

11-03-2009, 07:55 PM	#10
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Not about the bike but I absolutely cannot stand when someone says "Can I ask you a question?" You just did....now just ask the damn question. Azoomm....I get the "isn't that dangerous" about the track too. Safest place I've ever ridden.