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Old 01-26-2009, 01:52 PM   #11
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Fuck the customer.
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:10 PM   #12
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Fuck the customer.
Exactly.
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:36 PM   #13
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Fuck the customer.
That's what the hooker said....

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Old 01-26-2009, 02:44 PM   #14
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thats why i love my night job, if i dont like them i get to throw them into the street on there ass and there aint a damn thing that they can do about it
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Old 01-26-2009, 05:14 PM   #15
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Hahaha... love it.
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Old 01-27-2009, 04:41 AM   #16
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Perfect.

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(I’m a desk assistant at a college dorm. One day, these two giggly freshman girls come up to me.)

Girl #1: “Ummm… can we, like, borrow your phonebook?”

Me: “Sure thing.”

Girl #1: *flips through the book, looking completely dumbfounded*

Me: “Need help finding something?”

Girl #2: *whispers* “Jason’s is under ‘J’.”

Girl #1: *whispers back* “I know, but sometimes I forget the alphabet…”

Girl #2: “OmiGAWD me too!” *giggle giggle*

(I grab the phonebook and look up their listing.)

Me: “Here–Jason’s.”

Girl #1: “Oh my GAWD thank you! They should really have a college course for, like, phone books! I’m not from this town, so, ya know…”
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Old 01-27-2009, 10:47 AM   #17
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Perfect.
That can't possibly be true.
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Old 01-27-2009, 12:11 PM   #18
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That can't possibly be true.
In Louisiana? I guar-own-tee.
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Old 02-03-2009, 09:27 AM   #19
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Customer is not always wrong, either...
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