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Old 12-13-2008, 12:39 AM   #11
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Then you would be left with one tech who fucks up everything he touches. Probably should not have, but I am sick of doing a lot more work due to total incompetence. Thank God for unions. We get nipped in that bay all the time, so it isn't as bad it sounds.
I'm use to incompetence. I work for the government and we can't get rid of it in fact we promote it. I am not going to risk my job because of it though. You got to watch out for people like that, they will not hesitate to file a grievance.
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Old 12-13-2008, 07:24 AM   #12
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I work with a few of these devout bible thumpers and even worse jehovas witnesses ( i told a few if they ever knocked on my door I would shoot them ) and the funny thing is they are some of the laziest backstabbers you will find.

I am sure most of them are praying I go to hell anyway.

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Old 12-13-2008, 08:59 AM   #13
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I work with a few of these devout bible thumpers and even worse jehovas witnesses ( i told a few if they ever knocked on my door I would shoot them ) and the funny thing is they are some of the laziest backstabbers you will find.

I am sure most of them are praying I go to hell anyway.

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Old 12-13-2008, 09:03 AM   #14
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Answer the door naked and fully aroused... Tell them you LOVE their cute outfits and invite them in.
that used to work. Now theyre all dumpy hatian and jamaican ladies. i would be afraid they would come in

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Old 12-13-2008, 12:28 PM   #15
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1 MegaVolt? Where in the world are you working with one megavolt? The most TVA has is 500kV. We have people that have been hit with 161kV and lived. We have had others blow arms, legs, crotches off. Some pretty nasty stuff. Volts aren't much of a concern anyway, it's the amps that pack a punch.

On another interesting note, I have held a powerline that was hot at 161kV in my hand. It was one of the most interesting sensations I have ever felt. Even though we were at same potential, it still kinda vibrated and gave off a very odd sensation.
Our directional bore crew hit a 1million volt and a 500k line. Knocked out an entire city grid. I almost shoved a shovel through a 1,000v.

I'm not too sure about all the power but I work a good bit with Georgia Power and have talked to those guys. Some of the guys have to handle power in full insulated suits (They normally use gloves only) but those are usually sub-contracts (Highly paid) who mess with that. One of hte power guys use to work on lines from a helicopter. I think he said he worked with 1million and 500 cause I remember asking him what's the difference between a million and 500k if you get hit. He said 500k is open casket 1million is closed casket because it vaporizes you. Apparently one of their guys was killed when he had a pinhole leak in his insulated suit and the electricity jumped into this suit. They said there was barely anything left.

I helped put a power pole back in once that had some high voltage lines in it. I had rubber gloves on but damn you could feel that bitch humming.

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Old 12-14-2008, 12:12 AM   #16
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So let me get this straight...

Co worker is a big time christian bible thumper that sometimes lies and make himself out to be a hypocrite.

So you let him get hurt

If I was another co-worker to you two... I'd pistol whip your ass and then turn you into the boss.

child... welcome to the professional world!
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Old 12-14-2008, 07:44 PM   #17
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So let me get this straight...

Co worker is a big time christian bible thumper that sometimes lies and make himself out to be a hypocrite.

So you let him get hurt

If I was another co-worker to you two... I'd pistol whip your ass and then turn you into the boss.

child... welcome to the professional world!
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What a total skank. Seriously. I agree w/ Trip as well, I'd of fired you on the spot.

oh, and you're tired of having to fix stupid people's work..... might as well just quit now and go be a door greeter @ Wally World, cause the professional world is full of that shit.
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Old 12-14-2008, 07:54 PM   #18
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back when I played with electricity for a living, some guy decided to drop a wrench while working above a battery room... the resulting flash could be seen down the hall.

Dumbass. He was lucky but still a dumbass.
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Old 12-14-2008, 07:56 PM   #19
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So let me get this straight...

Co worker is a big time christian bible thumper that sometimes lies and make himself out to be a hypocrite.

So you let him get hurt

If I was another co-worker to you two... I'd pistol whip your ass and then turn you into the boss.

child... welcome to the professional world!
Gas is right on here. Grow up, kid.
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Old 12-14-2008, 09:40 PM   #20
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We just always hide food in eachother's desks, replace all the pens with dry ones, and crop-dust eachother as much as possible.
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