Shortest Fairy Tale

[Lucky3623]

Originally Posted by Corey

If you're going to tell stories that are completely unbelievable, you might as well throw in some ray guns, the force, and a house made of candy and perfectly cooked steaks.

Don't be jealous.... and yes... it's all true.

[Amorok]

Newlyweds.

[Lucky3623]

Originally Posted by Amorok

Newlyweds.

How long until we are not newlyweds?

[Corey]

Originally Posted by Lucky3623

How long until we are not newlyweds?

When you're in court losing half your shit.

[Ducati Diva]

Originally Posted by Lucky3623

I know of this one...

Once upon a time, a man asked a girl
'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'YES!'


And they lived happily ever after,
and he rode motorcycles, went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot
and drank beer and whiskey and left the toilet seat up
and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END -

I'm with you! You can be a couple and be blissfully happy

[Lucky3623]

Originally Posted by Corey

When you're in court losing half your shit.

But half of nothing is still nothing... so she isn't coming out on the top of this deal...

Seriously though, I wouldn't trade her for anyone.

[derf]

Originally Posted by Lucky3623

But half of nothing is still nothing... so she isn't coming out on the top of this deal...

Yes until the last day of court right after the judge says to you lucky youre poor and have no money or she might have walked away with something.

After the judge bangs gavel everyone leaves. You watch her walk out to a brand spanking new porche with your lawyer driving it

[Amorok]

Originally Posted by Lucky3623

How long until we are not newlyweds?

When you stop gloating and start bitching like the rest of us.

[xx CURVE xx]

I love a happy ending