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Old 11-20-2009, 02:36 PM   #1
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Who spotted the UFO? 101Lifts?



I'm waiting for homeslice to pipe in
"Thats not a real UFO...thats photoshop"
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Old 11-20-2009, 03:22 PM   #2
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I'm waiting for homeslice to pipe in
"Thats not a real UFO...thats photoshop"
[Homeslice]She's not that hot, a lot of girls are better looking than her, IMO. Plus that bathing suit is so 1984. Who wears bows any more?[/Homeslice]

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Old 11-20-2009, 03:23 PM   #3
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[Homeslice]She's not that hot, a lot of girls are better looking than her, IMO. Plus that bathing suit is so 1984. Who wears bows any more?[/Homeslice]

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Old 11-20-2009, 03:25 PM   #4
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They are not fake. You can touch, taste, feel them, etc. They are a property enhancement. They add value to the property.

If you put a room addition on to your house, would you call it a fake room? Likely not, you would probably use the room for it's intended purpose, and wouldn't be looked down upon by neighbors, because it wasn't built with it...


This theory was brought about after several hours of alcohol, and well....it made perfect sense at the time.

Bravo sir, an excellent argument!

Def a photoshopped UFO.
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Old 11-20-2009, 03:26 PM   #5
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[Homeslice]She's not that hot, a lot of girls are better looking than her, IMO. Plus that bathing suit is so 1984. Who wears bows any more?[/Homeslice]

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Old 11-20-2009, 11:16 PM   #7
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Who spotted the UFO? 101Lifts?
Actually, I was getting jacked off by ur mom as I was staring at the chick when she says...LOOK THERE"S A UFO IN THE PICTURE!
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Old 11-20-2009, 11:37 PM   #8
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Actually, I was getting jacked off by ur mom as I was staring at the chick when she says...LOOK THERE"S A UFO IN THE PICTURE!
Wigger please. You haven't had pussy, since pussy had you.

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Old 11-21-2009, 09:05 AM   #9
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Actually, I was getting jacked off by ur mom as I was staring at the chick when she says...LOOK THERE"S A UFO IN THE PICTURE!
Thats not right...and in poor taste.






Even if its just a handjob at least pretend that is the focus of attention. That was very inappropriate on her part.
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Old 11-21-2009, 02:48 PM   #10
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Actually, I was getting jacked off by ur mom as I was staring at the chick when she says...LOOK THERE"S A UFO IN THE PICTURE!
So that's why she had to buy a thimble the other day, I thought she had gotten into sewing again.

I guess the Q-tip was to clean up your "mess".
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