Remeber when your mother said never talk to strangers? - Page 2

Trip · 04-01-2009, 07:52 PM

You: want to see if I am gay together?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Trip · 04-01-2009, 07:58 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: crackwhore
You: give me my money bitch
You: i know its you shawanda
You: fucking cunt
You: i know you have my money
You: i am going to rape your 4 year old
You: and chop off her fucking head
You: wheres my money!!!
Stranger: hi
You: dont say hi bitch
You: go get my money
Stranger: baitola
Stranger: gay
You: meet me at the 7/11 in 5 mins

Mr Lefty · 04-01-2009, 08:11 PM

You: what it be
Stranger: yeah
You: don't yeah me
Stranger: you into Elton John?
You: only once... but I was drunk
You: and he drugged m
Stranger: was Webster there?
You: he was filming
You: Jeane Claude Van Damn stood us up... so we made due with nachos
You: you still there fuckstick?

Particle Man · 04-01-2009, 08:20 PM

nice

Mr Lefty · 04-01-2009, 08:23 PM

You: ...
Stranger: Ronaldo! e Brillhas muixtus nus corinthians
You: this is america motherfucker
You: speak american

Archren · 04-01-2009, 08:25 PM

Mr Lefty · 04-01-2009, 08:33 PM

You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: good to meet you
You: do you know the word of god?
Stranger: you too
Stranger: I am sam
You: he has spoken with me
Stranger: are you cath.
You: he had a stroke in Germany last week from eating chocolate cake
Stranger: wtf?
You: he is undergoing tests
Stranger: sinner

Stranger: hi
You: what
Stranger: nothing
You: you said something... what did you say?
Stranger: hi
You: hi what? do I look like I wanna fuck'n talk to you?
You: do you often just talk to strangers?
Stranger: very often
You: that's a good way to get yourself capped around here
Stranger: yeah, i'd like to see you cap anyone over the internet
You: this isn't the nighborhood for a red fellow like yourself
You: CAPPED!
You: PWNED
Stranger: Oh SHI-

njchopper87 · 04-01-2009, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eBBs15

You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: good to meet you
You: do you know the word of god?
Stranger: you too
Stranger: I am sam
You: he has spoken with me
Stranger: are you cath.
You: he had a stroke in Germany last week from eating chocolate cake
Stranger: wtf?
You: he is undergoing tests
Stranger: sinner

Trip · 04-01-2009, 08:43 PM

You: do you know jesus?
Stranger: What does "Connection Imploded" mean?
Stranger: Jesus is my buddy.
You: really
You: did you send him a get well card then?
You: it was such a terrible incident that he had that stroke and germany while eating cake
Stranger: Jesus of Nazareth?
You: that's the one
Stranger: Or, Jesus... like HEY ZUES?
You: Jesus
You: You didn't send him a card did you
Stranger: Was it German Chocolate cake?
You: you are so going to hell
You: nah it was like black forest cake or something
Stranger: I hear he forgives though

You: good point
You: better send him a card though
Stranger: I'll get right on it.

Trip · 04-01-2009, 09:04 PM

You: press alt+f4 to win a prize
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

04-01-2009, 08:20 PM	#14
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	nice __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

04-01-2009, 08:25 PM	#16
Archren Sham WOW Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ATX Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098 Posts: 2,741	__________________ Photography "The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible." - Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

04-01-2009, 08:11 PM	#13
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	You: what it be Stranger: yeah You: don't yeah me Stranger: you into Elton John? You: only once... but I was drunk You: and he drugged m Stranger: was Webster there? You: he was filming You: Jeane Claude Van Damn stood us up... so we made due with nachos You: you still there fuckstick?

04-01-2009, 08:23 PM	#15
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	You: ... Stranger: Ronaldo! e Brillhas muixtus nus corinthians You: this is america motherfucker You: speak american

04-01-2009, 08:33 PM	#17
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	You: hello Stranger: hi You: good to meet you You: do you know the word of god? Stranger: you too Stranger: I am sam You: he has spoken with me Stranger: are you cath. You: he had a stroke in Germany last week from eating chocolate cake Stranger: wtf? You: he is undergoing tests Stranger: sinner Stranger: hi You: what Stranger: nothing You: you said something... what did you say? Stranger: hi You: hi what? do I look like I wanna fuck'n talk to you? You: do you often just talk to strangers? Stranger: very often You: that's a good way to get yourself capped around here Stranger: yeah, i'd like to see you cap anyone over the internet You: this isn't the nighborhood for a red fellow like yourself You: CAPPED! You: PWNED Stranger: Oh SHI-