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Old 04-10-2010, 03:00 AM   #1
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Sadly, parents actually fucking doing THEIR jobs and not expecting the schools, or the internet to do it just wont happen.

hell, kids as young as 8 are having sex, it'd at LEAST be smart to teach them how to SAFELY do it, rather than just having your little girl come to you at 13 saying daddy I'm pregnant and wonder how the fuck it happened.

people really do need to get over it and just realize teaching about SAFE sex is important if we're ever gonna get the number of teenage parents under control. although teaching kids how to read write and add would be a good idea too. kids are damned expensive. I was one once, and damn was I pricey.
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Old 04-11-2010, 02:21 PM   #2
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The problem with the parent/child sex talks, is that both parties are usually very, very uncomfortable about it, the right questions dont get asked, and both parties walk away confused.

Its much less embarassing for kids in a classroom situation, with a trained educator, then it is at home with mom and dad.
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Old 04-11-2010, 02:43 PM   #3
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Only about 10% of parents are actually good parents, therefore certain things need to be taken out of their hands and given to state control to make sure they're accomplished.

This District Attorney is probably bucking for a better job, and trying to portray himself as the family values guy

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Old 04-11-2010, 03:20 PM   #4
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In my classroom I am going to put a box. Hand out a piece of paper to everyone, everyone has to write SOMETHING on their paper and put it in the box, whether it be a question or just " hi" That way nobody will know who asked a question they may be embarassed to openly ask. Usually if one kid is wondering something there are several others with the same question too embarassed to ask. You can't do that with your parents..
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Old 04-12-2010, 04:21 PM   #5
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In my classroom I am going to put a box. Hand out a piece of paper to everyone, everyone has to write SOMETHING on their paper and put it in the box, whether it be a question or just " hi" That way nobody will know who asked a question they may be embarassed to openly ask. Usually if one kid is wondering something there are several others with the same question too embarassed to ask. You can't do that with your parents..
Thats a really good idea.

Although, in school I could have seen myself trying to come up with the funniest/most ridiculous question I could. Actually Id probably do the same thing now.
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Old 04-12-2010, 05:12 PM   #6
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Thats a really good idea.

Although, in school I could have seen myself trying to come up with the funniest/most ridiculous question I could. Actually Id probably do the same thing now.

We had a kid last year ask a nurse if you could pee while in a girl... She was straight up serious and answered him.

I feel comfortable with this group that I wont get any questions just for the shock factor, now, last years group, wouldn't even go there..!
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Old 04-12-2010, 05:18 PM   #7
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We had a kid last year ask a nurse if you could pee while in a girl... She was straight up serious and answered him.
I'll bite. What was her answer? Because the only one that comes to mind is:

"Kid, have you ever tried to pee with a hard-on?"
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Old 04-12-2010, 07:24 PM   #8
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I'll bite. What was her answer? Because the only one that comes to mind is:

"Kid, have you ever tried to pee with a hard-on?"
Yeh is it possible? I'm pretty damn sure its not.


Anyway, IMHO sex ed doesnt work because the kids are usually having sex before they take the class. thats how it was in my situation. My parents had a sex talk with me, but it wasnt anything informative at all and we both left feeling embarresed and didnt actually talk. I had a condom but didnt know to pinch the tip and wound up having the damn thing burst the first few times I used it. So yeh, kids should be rolling them on the banana.
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We had a kid last year ask a nurse if you could pee while in a girl... She was straight up serious and answered him.

I feel comfortable with this group that I wont get any questions just for the shock factor, now, last years group, wouldn't even go there..!
I actually asked that question when I took Sex Ed in middle school.
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Old 04-13-2010, 12:25 PM   #10
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I actually asked that question when I took Sex Ed in middle school.
This explains why there are no women in this thread, complaining about sex-ed in schools...

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